The Matrix

One Pill Makes You Bigger, the Other Makes You Small

As any SubGenius knows, the normal world is an illusion. Those with the gift can see through the veil and see the wondrous and horrifying reality lurking beneath the surface. The Matrix is a movie that takes everybody else on a tour of this concept of leveled realities. On one level, it’s a kick-ass comic-book action thriller. On another, it’s a creepy cyberpunk noir. On another, it’s speculative fiction at its most profound. And on yet another, it’s just plain goofy. Continue reading

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The Corruptor

NYPD Chow

Some critics are whining that this second US feature starring Chow Yun-fat doesn’t live up to his Chinese crime thrillers. Maybe that’s because it’s not trying to – in every department, from acting to cinematography, it seems to be emulating TV cop shows like NYPD Blue and New York Undercover. Maybe there’s more nudity, action and destruction than they can get away with (or afford) on TV, but the atmosphere is much the same. James Foley, who went from Who’s That Girl? to After Dark, My Sweet in the late ’80s, continues to have an unpredictable career (what do you expect from a guy who started out acting in Invasion of the Blood Farmers?). Continue reading

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Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Bulletspotting

I hardly know where to start in singing the praises of this blood-soaked but hilarious British crime comedy. A promising first feature from writer/director Guy Ritchie, it’s a non-stop joy from start to finish. Continue reading

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My Favorite Martian

Not MY Favorite

That would of course be Devil Girl From Mars.

Well, I’ll be darned, another so-so TV Land retread from Disney. How do they come up with these crazy ideas? Oh, that’s right – they just check the list of cheap old properties they’ve optioned and see what they can squeeze a few dollars out of. Continue reading

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Psycho (1998)

Please! Do Not Reveal the End of This Picture… again

I was sorely tempted to dig up the old James Agee review of Psycho from 1960, change a few adjectives and update the references – but I doubt anybody would get the joke.

Director Gus Van Zandt has given a lot of reasons (defenses) as to why he made a remake of Psycho. He wanted to know what it was like to make that movie. He was thinking that a lot of young people have never seen it and he wanted to show it to them. And of course: why not? But I tend to think of it more in terms of an analogy he made to a band doing a straight cover of a classic recording.

This is something that’s never been done before. Sure, there’ve been filmmakers who have remade films as close to the original, especially to take advantage of new technology, such as when they reshot The Unholy Three in sound. But here we have a case of another artist reproducing the work of a genius, for little more reason than curiosity’s sake.

I’ll admit, I’m game for any bit of cinematic oddity. Van Zandt’s Psycho is a singular work precisely because it’s such a copy – the experience surely works for those who have never seen the original, and I saw plenty of patrons jumping in their seats at the screening I attended – but it also works in a completely different way for those of us that are very familiar with it.

Here is a thriller that I’ve seen many times before, yet this is also the first time. The turns of the plot hold no suspense, other than wondering where Van Zandt will stray from the template. Yet, I found myself growing fond of Anne Heche’s Marion Crane just as I had Janet Leigh’s, however I was totally resigned to the fact that she would have to go. Vince Vaughn’s acting suffers in comparison to Anthony Perkins. He makes a stab at doing something different, playing Norman Bates as more of a giggly misfit, but comes off something akin to a tall, broad-shouldered Peter Lorre. Julianne Moore truly scores by fleshing out and loosening up the part of the tight-ass sister, making Vera Miles’ original interpretation seem frigid while pushing Viggo Mortensen into the scenery.

Overall, this is an interesting but forgettable way to spend a couple of hours – hardly worth the uproar. Remember how riled up people got in the ’70s over the remake of King Kong? Not many do, and not many will think too much about this year’s Psycho in a decade or two.

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Creaturealm: Demons Wake

Tales of affordable madness

The once popular horror anthology subgenre lives on – if not in the theaters, then in the world of low budget, independent, straight-to tape productions, where young filmmakers can practice their licks on their way to bigger things.

Creaturealm: Demons Wake, from Kevin Lindenmuth’s Brimstone Productions, features only two segments, rather than the usual three. However, this let’s the first entry play out longer, to the point where I thought it could probably be remade as a feature of its own. Continue reading

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Bride of Chucky

He’s Up Again

I never really liked the old Child’s Play movies, those campy but offbeat little slasher flicks from the ’80s featuring an evil possessed doll on a killing spree. They always seemed like sorry rip-offs of Devil Doll and the climax from Dead of Night. However, I liked this latter-day sequel quite a lot.

Jennifer Tilly wiggles her way through the role of Chucky’s old girl friend from before his timely death. She still loves him – even though his soul is stuck in a Toys R Us clearance special – and hatches a plan to get her hands on the doll (again voiced by Brad Dourif) and ressurrect her honey, no matter how many people get killed in the process. Where can I find a girl like that?

Unfortunately, there’s trouble in paradise once Chucky makes his return (seems Chuck wasn’t really intent on getting hitched), and it’s not long before the old lovers are at each others throats again. While Chucky’s finishing off his old flame he manages to get her stuck inside a doll, too, which isn’t the brightest of ideas if you ask me.

The pair takes to the road in an attempt to regain human bodies, hitching a ride with a pair of star-crossed lovers, and pinning their misdeeds on the unlucky youngsters while they’re at it.

This fourth entry in the series beats the odds by coming out better than the previous three combined. Screenwriter Don Mancini has always had his tongue in his cheek since he wrote the first movie. With this one he decided to go all out for comedy, much of it aimed subtly at the institution of marriage. The gags score consistently and I was often LOL. The unpredictable plot also helps – I always appreciate a movie when I can’t ever tell what’s coming next.

And you can’t beat a movie in which both John Ritter and Alexis Arquette play creeps – and both get killed in interesting ways.

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Beloved

It’s a Thriller!

It surprises the hell out of me that I’m reviewing this for PFS. Full page ads in newspapers, as well as the film’s trailers, sell the picture as a big classic period drama about ex-slaves. What they don’t tell you is the plot.

Oprah Winfrey stars as a runaway slave living in Ohio, 1865, with her only surviving child, a teenage girl named Denver. Old friend Danny Glover shows up one day, and decides to move on in – despite the fact that the house is the center of violent poltergeist activity!

The house is haunted by the ghost of Oprah’s other daughter, who died as a baby. Ever since, the family has grown further and further from the community. Glover manages to chase off the ghost through force of will, but it soon returns, taking on the flesh of a full-grown woman.

Like Saving Private Ryan, this is another film that masks its exploitation elements in a cloak of respectability. As a supernatural thriller, it’s first rate, splendidly crafted by director Jonathan Demme.Unfortunately, it’s grafted to another 90 minutes or so of intense drama. If either movie could be separated from the other, each would probably find an audience, but I’m afraid a lot of Oprah’s TV fans will be plenty shocked by all the gross-out scenes on display.

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Backwoods Marcy

One Maniac!

A shot-on-video rural horror thriller, starring and produced by Dawn Murphy and David Lee, directed by Murphy and Dave Castigleone.

On his way to business meeting in the deep sticks, real estate agent Donald Jenkins (Lee) goes astray. He has casual sex with a randy hitch-hiker, who leads him away from his destination. Then a toothless hillbilly girl (Murphy) takes him deeper into the woods. Backtracking, he accidentally runs her down, but Marcy survives to further terrorize him. Out of gas and out of luck, Lee is tracked down and held captive by the feral female.

It all works in a kind of low-budget Deliverance or The Hills Have Eyes way, despite suffering from great technical deficiencies. Marcy follows in the footsteps of the once-thriving hillbilly horror sub-genre, with the noteworthy difference of a gender role reversal. The ’80s style synth-rock of Shock Wave dominates the uneven sound mix, which had me reaching for the volume control every few minutes. Lee, and especially Murphy (in a dual role) are pretty good, when you can decipher their dialogue. There’s even some imaginative camera work.

A good bet for those who enjoy good old fashioned “You in a heap of trouble, city boy” cheap thrills.

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Blade

Cutting Edge

The curse is broken! Until now, every film based on a Marvel Comics character has turned out mediochre at best. Some of them have been downright horrible. Here at last we have one that’s not just decent – it kicks ass!

Blade made his debut in 1972 as a supporting character in Marv Wolfman and Gene Colan’s excellent Tomb of Dracula series. At the time, Marvel (and other publishers) were making often embarrassing attempts to horn in on the blaxploitation market, introducing such jive-talking ghetto superheroes as The Falcon and Luke Cage, Hero for Hire (“Sweet Christmas!”). Blade nicely complemented Wolfman and Colan’s band of pale vampires and vampire hunters, cutting through the wordy prose with his own brand of coolness. In a sea of melodrama, he was an island of attitude.

The movie Blade has attitude, too. Wesley Snipes plays him with utmost intensity and a pinch of humor, stalking and strutting through the film wrapped in sharp, shiny duds. In simplest terms, Blade is Buffy the Vampire Slayer on steroids.

But a lot of movies have attitude – Blade has the guts to back up the promises it makes. Imagine: an action movie where you’re actually unsure of the outcome. While we’re at it, how about a horror show that’s actually scary. How about Udo Kier playing a vampire again. And how about fight scenes and stunts that not only have you gasping, but actually rile audiences into cheering. Well, Blade‘s got all that.

Not that it’s flawless – I spotted several continuity mistakes in the editing. There’s also some superhero movie cliches, such as the fact that Blade is aided by a sick and crippled old mechanical genius (Kris Kristofferson) – or the fact that his arch enemy turns out to be the vampire that made him what he is. But it’s easy to forgive these slights in a movie that is so generous otherwise.

A big hand for Snipes, who’s the driving force behind this project, as actor, producer and choreographer. A bigger hand for director Stephen Norrington, who mixes moden techno music with quick-cutting techniques without making it look like every other Mtv video. I’ll have to track down his previous effort Death Machine to see if this was a fluke.

Blade. See it.

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