Organ DVD

The Organ Grinders

Numata (Kenjin Nasa), a tough cop, and his partner Tosaka are on the trail of a gang of human organ thieves that have been preying on runaways and homeless. When the gang picks up an unconscious man, the detectives follow them back to “the slaughterhouse”, an old warehouse where the organs are harvested. But they’ve been lured by the gang into a trap and are captured – destined to take their place among the victims. Before that can happen, the tables are turned on the thugs and the cops pose as part of the gang. Continue reading

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Gorgo DVD

Wait til Mama comes home

Director Eugene Lourie, working in the field created by Cooper and Schoedsack for King Kong, created the template for the modern giant monster movie in the 1950s, and then went on to become one of its foremost users. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms was his first. The now-familiar plot featured a huge creature from an obscure corner of the world that somehow makes its way to a large modern city, where it inevitably destroys as many famous landmarks as possible. This taps into the dreams of every kid. Who hasn’t daydreamed about seeing their school smashed into a million pieces, while their least favorite teacher is gulped down or trampled? Continue reading

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The Girl Who Knew Too Much DVD

Vintage Bava thriller

It was supposed to be a romantic thriller ala Hitchcock’s The Lady Vanishes, but for director Mario Bava, that approach just wouldn’t do. He was just returning from his first break in years, six months off following his epic Erik the Conqueror. The Italian maestro, who had taken every job offered him for decades, was in a testy mood — not the mindset to deliver a light comedy adventure. His leading lady was Leticia Roman, another big-eyed beauty to frame in shadowy locations — just as he’d had in his classic Black Sunday. Roman was allowed to select her own co-star, her American friend John Saxon — the kind of casting Bava felt was inappropriate. The script had gone through many hands already, and the project was in need of a sure hand to pull it together. Continue reading

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Another Day, Another Man

Continued from previous post

Another pure product of its time is Another Day, Another Man, shot with much of the same cast and locations as Bad Girls. Steve (Rod Reagan) has news for his wife Ann (Barbie Kemp, spelled “Kenmp” in the credits) — he got a raise! Now Ann can afford to leave her office job (which doesn’t allow married women!) and live together. But they can’t celebrate, as Ann has promised to talk to her roommate Tess (June Roberts), a tough mobster’s girl. Tess gets paid to “entertain” any man her boyfriend Bert (Sam Stewart) tells her to. Continue reading

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Bad Girls Go to Hell DVD

Another DVD, Another Wishman

Though this DVD is billed as a “Something Weird Video Drive-In Double Feature” of Bad Girls Go To Hell/Another Day Another Man, in the mid-Sixties, films like these were more likely to be shown in seedy grindhouses than drive-ins.

This was an era of experimentation in exploitation pictures. Audiences were tired of the light and colorful “Nudie-Cutie” pictures that had flooded the adult market. Now, they were after cheap thrills with a harder edge. And so, the “Roughies” were born, gritty black & white features that sold themselves on titillation and shock, much like vintage carnival sideshows. Elements were thrown into plots just to see what kind of “daring” material they could get away with, trying all kinds of kinky stunts to shock the audience. As a result, the films are entertaining for their sleaze quotient more than any actual sexual excitement, with jazzy soundtracks and lots of shots of girls undressing in dirty apartments.

Doris Wishman was a Florida housewife who inherited her husband’s film distribution business. Checking out some of the nudist camp films making the rounds at the time, she was convinced she could do better. Thus began the career of one of cinema’s most bizarre exploitation filmmakers.

Wishman’s films are instantly recognizable, beginning with the fake credits that barely disguised the fact she was doing almost everything herself. She’s famous for her odd editing, with the camera often wandering away from her actors to shots of animals, feet, and random objects. This is partially because Wishman shot her films without sound, and she had to use a bag of tricks to disguise the sometimes un-synchable dubbing. She dubbed them at Peter Fernandez’ New York studio (often using her own voice), so the films sometimes sound like perverse Speed Racer episodes.

Bad Girls Go to Hell is about an innocent’s adventures through the dangers of modern life. In a way, it’s like a twisted fairy tale. It’s also, tangentially, a horror film — sort of.

In a Boston suburb, sex hungry blonde nymphet Meg (Gigi Darlene) nags hubby Ted (George La Rocque), who has to work Saturday. Venturing outside to empty the garbage, she’s molested by a creepy janitor.

He’s frightened off, but later slips a note under her door “Come to my apartment or I’ll tell your husband what happened”. And what — get arrested? But fearing scandal (I guess), she goes, and is attacked by her horny nemesis. Before he can complete the act, Meg clobbers him with a big ugly ashtray, killing him. There was always a big ugly ashtray handy in the ’60s.

Meg is perhaps the dopiest heroine in movie history. Or perhaps she’s merely the product of an age that often blamed crimes of passion on the victim. Instead of calling the police, she runs away, taking a bus to New York City. Once there, she goes home with Al Baines (Sam Stewart), the first stranger she meets. Al seems like a nice lug — he gives her a place to stay with no questions asked. She attempts to repay his kindness the only way she knows how, by doing some housework and making some clumsy attempts at seduction (which he rejects). Turns out Al’s struggling with alcoholism. When Meg makes the mistake of pouring a drink, Al chugs the bottle, and becomes a violent fiend that beats her.

And so, Meg hits the pavement again. She’s picked up by Grace, who introduces her to her cousin Della (Darlene Bennett), a predatory lesbian looking for a roommate. Meg moves in, and she and Della pass the time by dancing and doing acrobatics in their lingerie. They find themselves irresistibly drawn to one another — and so, Meg has to leave.

She takes a room with an annoying couple. But the husband has more than $20 a week rent on his mind. Next, she becomes a live-in companion for crippled Mrs. Thornton. But the woman’s son turns out to be the detective assigned to the janitor’s murder!

Continued in next post

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Nude on the Moon DVD

Lunar nature camp

Okay, all you ladies — scram! I want to talk to just the men for a while. Go check out the Buffy bulletin boards for a while or something.

Are they gone? Good. Hey cats, ever want to see a movie with something a little more than spaceships and aliens? Sure you do. Well, here’s one that shows women with their clothes off! That’s right, real live chicks, naked from the waist up. Whoa! Don’t worry, Melvin — it’s got spaceships and aliens, too. Now let me tell you the story of why those astronauts were really so anxious to get to the moon. Continue reading

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A Taste of Blood DVD

H. G. Lewis’ Vampire

With a running time of nearly two hours, this is Herschell Gordon Lewis’ longest feature. He also considers the film to be his lone stab at some kind of mainstream film, shot in Eastmancolor with production values equal to the average TV movie of the day. Well, at least the color is brilliant for this DVD transfer, if nothing else. Outside of the better than average script, a curious lack of gore, and a few atmospheric scenes, this is just like any other H.G. Lewis horror show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. If you’re one of us Lewis fans, you’ve come to regard the stilted acting, bad sound, garish sets and outrageous shocks as endearing attributes. Continue reading

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The Fly/Return of the Fly DVD

Feel the buzz

It’s a film that begins memorably with the sound of a huge hydraulic press coming down on a man’s head, flattening it to nothing. But the blood spilling over the machinery has never been so red as it is on this new DVD release of The Fly, even deeper than the red on the smoking jacket Vincent Price wears in the following shot.

Price has always been associated with The Fly, despite his secondary role in the film. The actor’s reputation as a horror star cemented the association in so many people’s minds to the point that a lot of folks think he played the title creature.

It’s Al (later known as David) Hedison (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea) who stars as scientist Andre Delambre, the guy whose head got squashed in the opening. Shockingly, it’s his wife Helene (Patricia Owens) who is at the controls of the machine. Price, as Francois Delambre, is called in to help when his sister-in-law admits what she’s done to police Inspector Charas (Herbert Marshall of Gog). Has the woman gone mad?

On TV, we get right to the action from here, but on this complete print it takes 28 minutes until Helene snaps out of it and she starts her flashback. Genius Andre has been a busy boy in the workshop, and invites Helene in for a demonstration of his “disintegrator-reintegrator” machine — or “transporter” to you Star Trek educated youngsters. After some misfires and several more tests, Andre is ready to show his invention to Francois, who is his partner in Delambre Industries.

However, like any good mad scientist, Andre can’t help but jump the gun and try the machine on himself — with disastrous results, as a housefly decides to make the trip with him. His atoms get all scrambled with the fly’s, and it’s up to his wife (along with son Philippe) to hunt down the fly so they can get un-scrambled.

Seen today, The Fly looks more like what it really is: a sci-fi B-movie pumped up with lush production values. When I first saw it as a child, it seemed extremely grotesque and atmospheric, and it’s come to be regarded as a classic. Now, it looks much cheaper, and the nerve-wracking scenes of fly hunting have lost all their suspense with repeated viewing. Director Kurt Neumann (Kronos) knew how to handle the sci-fi elements, but was hardly a Hitchcock when it came to suspense. Still, the film does retain a few chills, especially in its hair-raising finale. And though kept offscreen for the most part, there’s some material that hasn’t lost its yecch value.

The black and white sequel Return of the Fly begins on a dour note, with the funeral of Helene, attended by Francois (Price again) and the now-grown Philippe (Brett Halsey of High School Caesar). The young man’s unanswered questions force Francois to show him the old lab for a recap of the first film’s plot. Francois’ fears are realized as he can’t dissuade Philippe, who is determined to follow in his father’s footsteps.

Along with his assistant Alan Hinds (David Frankham, who would meet Price again in Master of the World and Tales of Terror), Philippe sets up a lab in the basement of the old family mansion using his own funds. During a foreshadowing demonstration of Philippe’s fly phobia, we’re introduced to Cecile Bonnard (Danielle De Metz of Valley of the Dragon), the maid’s daughter. She’s gorgeous, but is barely in the film enough to qualify as a love interest.

Philippe finally coerces Francois into helping rebuild the machine, if only to get Price in front of the camera again. The boys succeed in their little science project, but this time they know better than to jump in themselves. If anyone is going to get their atoms scrambled, they’ll have to be forced in.

Lucky for us, Alan turns out to be a fraud, in reality a spy named Ronnie Holmes, wanted for murder in England. Caught stealing the plans for the machine, Alan puts up a fight and ends up putting Philippe in the transporter cabinet. Just to be mean, he puts a fly in with him, then disintegrates both. Francois guesses the truth and turns on the reintegrator. Voila! Philippe really does follow in his father’s footsteps, popping out of the machine with a huge fly’s head.

But unlike Dad, Philippe doesn’t mope around the lab. He becomes a mad fly-man on a rampage, out for revenge. Somehow, a guy with a huge fly head makes his way into Montreal unseen. He uses his fly senses to track down Max Berthold, the undertaker/fence that Alan was associated with. Then Philippe uses his fly strength to kill both Max and Alan.

The black and white cinematography, aided by growling thunderstorms and cobwebs, create the ambiance of an old Universal horror movie. It’s a cheesy flick, but one that knows that it’s cheesy and has some fun with it. The Fly stuck pretty much to a few sets, making it feel stage-bound. Though lacking color, the sequel’s expanded scope is refreshing, and it goes out of its way to exaggerate every situation, culminating in the ridiculously oversize fly head that Halsey has to run around in.

Credit writer/director Edward Bernds with the wacky tone. Bernds occasionally dabbled in genre fare, but spent most of his career cranking out comedies with the Bowery Boys and the Three Stooges.

Though Fox has kept these titles on the video shelves for years — even teaming them up for a laserdisc double feature — they’ve never looked this good. Both films have been given generous widescreen transfers, and they look as sharp and vivid as the day they were released. They also have been given stereo soundtracks, which help perk up those buzzing fly-hunting scenes.

The disc play starts with a promo for Fox DVD, easily avoided by pushing a button on the remote, which features X-Men prominently. Both sides of the disc include a bunch of trailers for all three of Fox’s recent science fiction DVD double features, some presented in widescreen. Though not in quite as good shape as the features, they’re darn entertaining in their own right. The one for The Fly is quite avante garde, with dialogue clips from the film played over distorted graphics, and Price appealing directly to the audience — much like he did in trailers for William Castle features of the same period. Return of the Fly is appropriately hyperbolic, with frantic narration by Paul Frees. Also included are trailers for the 1986 The Fly remake, it’s sequel The Fly II, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, and Fantastic Voyage.

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Barn of the Blood Llama

No Fernando, no Lorenzo, but plenty of other llamas

Well, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it fifty times: they make the weirdest movies in Texas.

From Larry Buchanan (Mars Needs Women, The Naked Witch) to Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre) to Hal Warren (Manos, the Hand of Fate), there’s something about that state that breeds weirdness.

This latest addition to the Texas pedigree hails from Austin and Dripping Springs (where?). Co-writer/director Kevin West combines the filmmaking sensibilities of John Waters and Doris Wishman, then injects the concoction with a generous dose of Night of the Lepus. Might as well throw in a dash of early Peter Jackson in there, too.

Enough references. On with the plot – or as near to the plot as I can decipher.

The film begins with an explanation of “Male Berzerk Syndrome” (MBS) by noted author/director Clive Barker. I’m not sure if Clive knows he’s in this film, since his dialogue is dubbed by someone else – the entire film is “dubbed in English”, shot MOS (Wishman style). Like David “The Rock” Nelson, West may have just used some footage of Barker and inserted him in the film.

Mad veterinarian Dr. Albert has been performing strange experiments – and stranger sex acts – with the local llama herds. Bessie, his favorite subject, escapes from the World of Wool ranch, easily eluding cripple redneck brothers Jug (West) and Gibby (co-writer/producer Kirk Hunter). Bessie manages to infect the whole herd with MBS.

Searching for his lost love, Albert runs into local one-hit rock star Bock (Earl Saathoff), who has been suckered into undergoing the doctor’s rejuvenation treatments at the World of Wool ‘spa’. Bock has promised fast food vixens at the Greezy Squeeze Janet (Lucinda Hinton) and Bea (Kirsten Carter, and occasionally Connie Campbell when Kirsten couldn’t make it) that they can be in his next music video. Meanwhile,  just-passin’-through Toni (Lucinda Cruse) runs into a llama with her car. While Stuker (Fred Ellis) tries to fix it, Toni takes refuge in the World of Wool with everyone else.

Before long, everyone finds themselves under siege to the nightly rampages of angry, bloodthirsty llamas on the loose. Even the girls’ junkyard ninja skills fail to keep them at bay. After a couple attacks, the supply of victims needs replenishment, so a group of female pro bowlers drops in to have their balls polished and their “holes re-drilled”. One gets decapitated, but her head (kept alive by Dr. Albert) offers a clue to solving the gang’s di-llama, by discovering the contents of the surreal Duffel Bag of Destiny.

A lot of the humor has gone quickly stale in this mini-budget comedy (Marv Albert jokes anyone?), but a lot of it still holds up. There are also quite a few bits that are surely in-jokes for the locals that probably play better around Austin, but just look weird everywhere else. The entire concoction is so dad-burn silly that I got caught up in it. Either that, or someone was siphoning off my blood from my veins as I watched.

The most annoying factor is the dubbed voices . They sync with the images well, but some of the voices are grating after a while – particularly that of Gibby. However, most of the performances are good – at least on the level of those in Scary Movie.

The llamas are darn cute and personable, and look like they’d make swell pets. When not played by real llamas, the killer herd is portrayed by disturbing puppets. Shot in black & white, some parts are colorized in certain areas. It’s an odd technique that I’d be interested in seeing used in a more serious movie.

Certain scenes threatened to dive into uncomfortable territory – you can never tell with some of these unrated screeners – such as the scenes of carnal pleasure between hu-man and beast. However, nothing ever steps over the line too far. In all, this would make a fine video party tape even if you’re not from Texas, especially if there’s a jug o’ White Lightnin’ handy to wet your whistle.

For the latest info on Barn of the Blood Llama, check the official website.

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Kronos DVD

Giant robot gyros from space

This prime example of 1950s science fiction has been much overshadowed in intervening decades by more expensive productions like Forbidden Planet. This is unfortunate, as in some ways Kronos (1957) was ahead of its time, and would be a fine candidate for a remake. In other ways, it’s very much of its time, such as in its special effects. Achieved through animation and miniatures, the f/x are at times unconvincing, but for the most part are wonderful. Continue reading

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