Destination Moon DVD

Angry white satellite

While in the year 2000 the studios have Mars fever, in 1950 they were hot to land a movie rocket on the moon. Even those days had dueling projects – Rocketship X-M beat Destination Moon into theaters by mere weeks.

Under-appropriated by the US government, who can’t see the need for rocket development during peacetime, engineers and industrialists team for a commercial venture to the moon, led by square-guy hero John Archer. Sure, the astronauts here wear candy-colored suits and their rocket is shiny silver, but they got more ideas right in this picture than they got wrong, thanks to the intelligent script by science fiction author Robert Heinlein.

The film was prophetic in many ways – space walks, broadcasting from the lunar surface, and even an Apollo 13-like crisis were parts of the scenario. Even the political and economic predictions hold up. While it’s true that the first moon voyage was not a privately funded affair, it was indeed sped along by threats of a communist presence in space. Some bits were more influential than prophetic. This is the film that popularized the countdown, which became a huge part of rocket culture in the public consciousness.

The film was even more influential on other space movies. Through the sixties, every movie space flight needed a Texan or a guy from Brooklyn in the crew, and you could trust every one of them to get space-sick.

The strongest virtue of Destination Moon is the serious, detail oriented nature of the project. It bravely resisted the temptation of past and future movie voyages to let their crews meet up with monsters or chorus girls on the lunar surface. The film is brought to life by primitive but effective trick photography, from animation to Chesley Bonestell’s matte paintings – all in saturated Technicolor, smeared a bit but vivid on this DVD. Bonestell later copped to the fact that his lunar landscapes are all wrong, but I’d say he’s being too hard on himself. The Apollo landings took place in nice, safe, flat areas of the moon, while the film presents a near crash landing in rough terrain. Some areas of the moon may look a great deal like his paintings.

The film is a product of the American post-war can-do spirit, which saw millions of servicemen itching to explore something bigger than the mundane lives they returned to after years of accomplishment. WW2 veterans had to wait until technology could catch up with their ambitions, when they were too old to go to the moon. Heinlein’s struggle to get the pic made mirrored the onscreen struggle. He arrived in Hollywood without any experience in movies, just a burning need to make a serious movie about a trip to the moon. His inexperience met with indifference at every studio. Eventually he had to go to Britain’s Eagle Lion Studios, where George Pal became interested in producing the film. Pal, famous for his series of animated Puppetoon shorts, was eager to get into feature productions, preferably features that would make use of his special effects background. Pal went on to produce a string of sci-fi classics, including War of the Worlds and The Time Machine. Sadly, Heinlein failed to realize many of his filmmaking ambitions and went back to writing novels, at which he was very successful.

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Galaxina DVD

Future schlock

Welcome to the galactic Space Police ship Infinity in the year 3009. Your captain is Cornelius Butt (Avery Schreiber). Crew consists of the dashing Sgt. Thor (soap star Stephen Macht) and dope smoking cowboy Pvt. Buzz McKenzie (James David Hinton).

All are horny for the ship’s only other crewmember – the Infinity‘s robot Galaxina (Dorothy Stratten). What sadist designed a robot to look like a beautiful woman – to be sent out on long voyages with lonely spacemen – and yet remain untouchable, sending painful shocks at the slightest caress? No one knows, and this low rent science fiction spoof isn’t about to explain. Continue reading

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Color Me Blood Red DVD

Blood for Art’s sake

In the prologue to this film, the owner of the Farnsworth Gallery at first admires, then carries a canvas out behind the building to set fire to it. As it burns, the painting bleeds human blood, like some fabled stigmatic statue. So begins Color Me Blood Red, the final film (after Blood Feast and Two Thousand Maniacs) in what would come to be known as the Lewis/Friedman Blood Trilogy. Continue reading

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Incubus VHS

Otherworldly Esperantics

Two blonde sister succubae haunt an old deer well, preying on foolish and tainted souls seeking renewed health and beauty in its waters. But Kia, the younger sister (Allyson Ames), is tired of her lot, and wishes to damn a pure soul for a change. Though she finds “holy men” to be as corrupt as any at heart, she finds what she’s looking for in Marc (William Shatner), a soldier recovering from war wounds with the help of his sister Arndis (Ann Atmar). Continue reading

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Blood Feast DVD

Gore pioneer starts choppin’ here

As they relate on the commentary track, one night Chicago filmmaking partners Herschell Gordon Lewis and Dave Friedman sat in their Wacker Drive office brainstorming. They’d spent the past few winters down in Florida shooting nudie cutie flicks like Daughter of the Sun, Living Venus and Goldilocks and the Three Nudes. However, the naked lady feature craze had about run its course, and they found themselves with a full feature’s worth of color 35mm film and a desperate need for an idea. Since Lewis and Friedman couldn’t afford to compete with the major (and even the minor) studios, they needed to come up with something the others couldn’t (or wouldn’t) do. The answer came in a flash of inspiration: GORE.

There had been gory scenes in movies before – Hammer’s horrors for example – but never before had gore been the main point and attraction of the feature. And so they concocted Blood Feast, the tale of blood cult priest Fuad Ramses (Mal Arnold), working as a Florida caterer, while in his spare time killing and mutilating nubile females in order to procure ingredients for the title event. Continue reading

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Pitch Black

Blacksploitation

Circle the wagons – the natives are restless tonight! Up to now, the scriptwriting brothers Ken and Jim Wheat have been known as specialists in belated sequels like The Birds 2, The Stepford Husbands, It Came From Outer Space 2, and The Fly 2.  This energetic sci-fi thriller, in which a group of marooned space travelers find themselves under attack by mean critters on a desolate world, may change that. Continue reading

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Two Thousand Maniacs DVD

2000 severed thumbs up

As Two Thousand Maniacs begins, some tourists and a schoolteacher, motoring south 2000maniacsto Atlanta, are detoured to Pleasant Valley, where they find themselves guests of honor at the town’s centennial celebration. Although suspicious as to why six Yankees should be so honored, most of them are won over by Southern hospitality.

Only Bill Kerwin smells a rat, especially when he learns that Pleasant Valley had been the site of a massacre by a group of renegade Union army soldiers one hundred years before – a massacre which caused the local folk to swear eternal vengeance. Continue reading

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The Dead Hate the Living DVD

Zombie hate crimes

In The Dead Hate the Living, a group of young filmmakers sneaks into an abandoned medical research facility to make a low budget horror feature about a scientist who raises the dead to be his zombie slaves. Little do they know that the facility was abandoned after a scientist’s experiments to revive the dead through alchemical means went horribly wrong. What are the odds?

When they discover the scientist’s body, they decide to go ahead and use what they’ve found to add to the film’s production value. This proves to be a very bad move, as they accidentally manage to open a rift into the dimension of the dead.

The first shot of the film is a nice bit of edgy foreshadowing. It shows a videotape warning/confession recorded by the doomed scientist Eibon (Matt Stephens, looking like Rob Zombie) in his last living moments, as the living dead ghouls hammer at the door.

This sequence is followed immediately by a mix of false scares, character development and comedy, which introduces us to the ambitious young cast and crew of the unnamed film. There’s the director David Poe (Eric Clawson), trying to get his first feature in the can. David is both helped and hindered by the fact that his sisters, sweet Shelly (Wendy Speake) and bitchy Nina (Kimberly Pullis), are in the cast. Adding to the mix is sexy production assistant Topaz (Jamie Donahue), who has a growing mutual attraction to David.

Handling the gory make-up is his best friend Paul (Brett Beardslee). The two of them are huge horror fans, and their dialogue is peppered with as many horror references as the average issue of Fangoria. This aspect of the script is more than a little autobiographical, as writer/director Dave Parker is obviously a fan too – The Dead Hate the Living is greatly indebted to the horror films of Italian maestro Lucio Fulci, and could almost be taken for a sequel to his City of the Living Dead and The Beyond. The script is a patchwork of influences, and horror fans can play a little game of spot the reference while they watch. I spotted bits from Re-Animator, Return of the Living Dead, Evil Dead Trap, and just about every other zombie movie ever made.

This is both a strength and a detriment to the film. A strength because Parker intended this to be a horror film for horror fans. A detriment because, if it had been less a tribute, it had the potential to be a truly distinctive horror film. But this is Parker’s first film (having graduated from the Full Moon editing room), and as such it shows an incredible amount of energy and raw talent.

The film takes more distinct personality once the dimensional gate is opened and Eibon and his ghoul stooges are released. There are some really spectacular (and gruesome) zombie monsters, especially those key ghouls played by huge Matt McGrory and muscular “Doc”. The f/x make-up (by Thomas Surprenant’s Subhuman Creations) throughout the film is terrific, even going so far as to make a distinct difference in quality between the “real” gore and the “fake” movie gruel. Unlike the unrated splatter epics he’s emulating, Parker had to walk a thin line to keep Full Moon’s R rating intact, so he managed to push things a bit farther over the line by giving the film more of a fantasy/comedy flavor.

Eibon sets his monsters free on the living. The living try to get away, but find that the building has been pulled into the vortex between dimensions (or something like that), and escape is impossible. The only choice for the survivors is to find a way to defeat Eibon and shut the Gates of Hell. Either that, or else become zombie ghouls themselves.

As is typical for Full Moon pictures, the doorway is (literally) left open for a sequel – which is all right with me. Hopefully, Parker will grow out of the fannish tributes and carve out a place in the genre of his own. Then other folks can pay tribute to him.

At the end of the feature is a really great (on a desktop budget) credit sequence by Jerrod Cornish (marred slightly by the silly title track by Penis Flytrap, who contributed several songs – the other ones are better). The special effects opticals are impressive, but don’t always work. For example, some CGI flames fail to cast any light on the surrounding set. But others, like a zombie electrocution scene, are eye-poppin’. Also excellent is the cinematography by Tom Callaway. The film consistently looks much better than its budget would indicate.

Sturdy work on the technical side is one thing, but it’s often forgotten how important decent acting is to even a cheesy genre movie. The Dead Hate the Living features outstanding performances by its cast. The leads obviously invested more in their roles than the quest for another day’s pay.

Full Moon loads up the DVD with extras, making me wonder yet again why so many big studio “special edition” DVDs are more expensive. The packaging and menus are attractive and easy to navigate. There’s a music video, trailers, and a very good documentary feature. Parker gets involved beyond the commentary track he shares with the lead actors, which gives the disc a surprisingly chummy feel. In the cast section, he writes a short essay about his feelings about each actor and what it was like working with them. This takes the place of the expected filmographies – probably because they’d be so brief. The only performer with an extensive resume is Ariauna Albright (who plays Eibon’s wife), who has acted in over a dozen films and produced three.

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Cannibal! The Musical DVD

Good taste gone bad

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut has been admired and even respected as the first real traditional musical film in years. But it wasn’t Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s first musical, their first controversial project, or even their first exploitation of their native Colorado heritage. Continue reading

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Eye of the Beholder

Eye-yi-yi!

Ewan McGregor plays a spy who maintains an aura of mystery so dense that not even his co-workers know him that well. Truth is, he’s shut himself off from the world — viewing it only through surveillance devices, communicating with his agency contact (k.d. lang) only through an audio/video Internet hookup, and communing only with the ghost of the daughter he lost years ago. Continue reading

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