American Psycho

What – was Norman Bates – Japanese?

I read something in a true crime book about how serial killers used to be an upper class phenomenon. Barons and marquis preying on the peasants, on down to Jack the Ripper theories and that sort of thing. And now, supposedly, all our serial killers are from below the poverty line, and they hunt victims almost exclusively from a class above.

I’ve always thought that this idea was bunk – an easy mangling of available data and statistics. For one thing, the royal psychos were wont to operate with relative impunity with the aid of several servants, while the serial killer, by definition, works alone and in secret, without any apparent motive.

Whether you agree or not, in substance American Psycho brings that theory around full circle. Patric Bateman (Christian Bale) is one of the bored elite in the New York of the 1980s, at the top of the food chain. He has a job on Wall Street, where he makes a great deal of money doing nothing. His appearance, opinions and personality are all a shallow creation of glossy fashion magazines. There’s nothing you’d notice that would distinguish him from any of his bored, useless, wealthy peers – in fact, he’s commonly being mistaken for someone else.

The only time Bateman (a not-too-clever play on Norman Bates) is even remotely human, is when he lets down his mask of sanity and becomes an inhuman beast – savagely striking out and destroying women, bums and animals. As if to reinforce his elitist agenda, he appears to get away with his heinous crimes with ridiculous ease, never even coming close to getting caught. His own fiancée (Reese Witherspoon) keeps herself perfectly ignorant of his crimes, as well as his affair with her best friend (Samantha Mathis). No one seems to notice his crimes at all, that is until he chooses a victim from his own circle – committing a murder, for the first time, out of anger and jealousy. Making his co-worker Paul Owen (Jared Leto) “disappear” leads to an investigation by police detective Donald Kimball (Willem Defoe). Kimball, who seems to covet the lifestyle of Bateman and his friends, can only serve as a mockery – a twisted version of Bateman’s perfect face and body.

Though we only see, um, bits and pieces of Bateman’s hobby at first, the more he descends from his ivory tower to gain humanity (sick and psychotic humanity, but humanity nonetheless), the closer he comes to getting caught. A prostitute he’s chosen nearly escapes from his house of horrors. Kimball appears to be coming close to cracking his alibi for the Owen murder. He eventually finds himself running through the night streets of downtown Manhattan, fleeing from the police and shooting anyone he thinks might become a witness.

It all boils down to a twist ending, which I won’t reveal in case you don’t see it coming. I’ll only say that if there’s something even more frightening than a psycho with a chainsaw, it might be a psycho without one.

The myth that slasher movies promote violence against women is headed off in this adaptation of by the choice of Mary Harron to direct and co-write (with actress Guinevere Turner) a very dark and often funny script, based on the novel by Brett Easton Ellis. The point is that Bateman gets his kicks preying mostly on women because they are the most cliche victims he can envision, plus they are easily lured into his clutches by good looks and money. I’m not defending his obvious misogyny, only saying that Harron and Turner place it properly as part and parcel of his insane egotism. Bateman will swat a fly, if he knows no one will catch him.

His nightmare is not that he’ll be caught and punished for his crimes – in fact, it’s quite the opposite.

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Doctor of Doom DVD

Gorgeous ladies of wrestling fight crime and monsters

In Mexico, horror movies had always been a minor genre, mostly content to import Hollywood’s monster epics while only producing a few Old Dark House and ghost story pictures domestically. All that changed during the late 1950s (just as it did in everywhere else), when the old classic monster pictures began to show up on television to thrill a whole new generation. Suddenly, vampires and mummies began to stalk across the screens of Mexico. Meanwhile, a new genre was created when a series of films featuring masked wrestling champions as superheroes became popular. By 1961, El Santo – a wrestler who had already enjoyed a great career in the ring – conquered the cinema, where he fought against increasingly weird criminal menaces in between bouts.

René Cardona directed the first Santo movie (the more straightforward sports epic The Man in the Silver Mask) way back in 1952. He’d been acting in and directing all kinds of pictures since the 1930s, and knew how to follow the trends. Writer Alfredo Salazar had already written a half dozen or so monster movies. Together, they decided to make Las Luchadoras Contra el Medico Asesino (“Wrestling Women vs. the Mad Doctor”), the first picture to combine outright horror with wrestling, with an added bonus: their wrestlers would be female. The blatantly supernatural classic Santo Vs. the Vampire Women (co-starring Luchadoras‘ Lorena Velázquez) would follow soon after.

A killer known in the press as “The Mad Doctor” is operating in Mexico City – literally, as he gained his name because the girls he abducts are found with their brains surgically removed. After his fourth try at a human brain transplant fails, his helpful assistant Boris suggests that perhaps the problem is that their subjects are too stupid to survive the operation. The pair resolve to find a smarter victim.

Alice Fontaine (Sonia Infante), lab assistant to scientist Professor Wright (Roberto Cañedo) scoffs at the danger, going out alone to see her sister Gloria Venus (Lorena Velázquez) wrestle for the championship. The Mad Doctor sends his “greatest triumph” Gomar (Gerardo M. Zapeda) – a man given a gorilla’s brain – out to abduct Alice, accompanied by the Doc’s gang of thugs. Gomar looks a lot like Bela Lugosi’s creature in The Human Monster. The Mad Doctor outfits Gomar with a bulletproof suit, which makes him look more like Spectreman.

When Alice’s transplant fails as well, a new approach is considered. Maybe what they need is a brain from a more athletic woman. Men, it seems, are only good for transplants from gorillas.

Two stumped Secret Service agents (Armando Silvestre and his short sidekick Chucho Salinas, both wrestling movie regulars) have to tell Gloria about her sister’s murder. Gloria tries to get over it by flirting with agent Silvestre, and becoming roommates with new girl Golden Rubi, the “American Cyclone” (Elizabeth Campbell).

At this point, the film completes its transformation from horror movie to serial style wrestling action flick. Gloria and Rubi – now the targets of the Mad Doctor – and their copper boyfriends go through a whole series of fights, chases, captures and escapes. The movie contains several climaxes (each of which I suspect were used to trim the running time at some point), after which everyone escapes and re-assembles for the next round.

With such a limited cast of characters to choose from, even Gomar could guess that Prof. Wright is really the Mad Doctor. The script never stops to question how he’s kept his brain transplant research a secret from everyone, or why – or even why he’s so intent on transplanting brains in the first place. Whatever his motivation, he obviously feels it’s worth becoming a super-criminal with a gang of thugs, a secret laboratory, a variety of masks and costumes, and even an old fashioned death trap.

The film was successful enough to spawn a sequel, Wrestling Women Vs. the Aztec Mummy, in which Gloria and Rubi cross paths with the popular creature from another Azteca Studios series. Both films were released on video by Rhino at one time with oddly incongruous rockabilly soundtracks. Doctor of Doom was remade in color in 1968, this time with plenty of nudity and gore (including actual surgical footage). This version made its way to the USA under the title Night of the Bloody Apes. Zapeda again played Gomar. The same brain-stealing plot was even used again in the ’70s for Santo & Blue Demon Vs. Dr. Frankenstein.

Doctor of Doom was one of many Mexican films imported into the United States by K. Gorden Murray Productions in the 1960s and dubbed at his Coral Gables studios to warp the minds of youngsters attending Saturday matinees. So far, Telefilms International has released over a dozen of these movies on the Beverly Wilshire Filmworks label. All of them are packaged with horrible graphics and no extras, but the transfers look better than previously available video editions, and the price is okay (if you can find them – distribution has been spotty). This one is from an American International 16mm TV print that has some fingerprints and speckles, but the transfer is reasonably good – probably better than most people would think the film deserves. But fans of cheesy Mexican horror movies will consider themselves lucky to have it.

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Autopsy (1975) DVD

Autopsy-turvy

There’s been a string of sensational murders and suicides across Rome throughout the summer months. Some psychologists consulted by the media are saying that an unusually high amount of sunspot activity could be to blame, but no one really knows for sure.

One thing is sure: the morgues are full of fresh corpses, and the staff has been putting in double shifts trying to put the pieces  –- so to speak – in each mysterious violent death. Forensic pathologist Simona Sanna (Mimsy Farmer, from Hot Rods to Hell and Dario Argento’s Four Flies on Grey Velvet) has been putting in more than her fair share of time cutting into dead bodies lately, and it’s beginning to take its toll on her. She starts to hallucinate that the corpses are coming to life all around her.

Her photographer boyfriend Edgar (Ray Lovelock, soon to learn to Let Sleeping Corpses Lie) doesn’t help matters much. He’s kind of a jerk, in a way that it was so acceptable for many leading men to be in the 1970s – playing cruel tricks on her and showing off. Simona has an extra reason for putting in so much work. She’s writing a thesis on authentic versus faked suicides, and sees this wave of violence as an opportunity to study and compare many cases of both.

A mysterious American woman named Betty Lennox (Angela Goodwin) borrows envelope, goes on errand, turns up dead on beach – is it another suicide? That envelope later turns out to be very important, as it contains Betty’s suicide note, addressed to Simona’s father.

That seems to satisfy the police, but Betty’s brother/priest Paul (Barry Primus) thinks it was murder. When Simona discovers a needle mark on the corpse, she thinks he may be right, but who done it? Former race driver turned hothead priest Lennox — who gets caught prowling by her apartment building and gets in a fight with the janitor (who later turns up dead) looks like a likely suspect. So does her dad — so much so that she destroys incriminating evidence she finds in his love-nest apartment upstairs.

One doesn’t immediately think of Armando Crispino when one thinks of Italian horror directors, but he made enough of a splash with this stylish thriller — originally titled Macchie Solarie (“Sun Spots”) — for it to be remembered by the Eurotrash hounds at Anchor Bay. Most folks that remember it do so for its repellent morgue scenes, but those bits are more there to make an artistic statement and set the viewer on edge than to provoke all-out horror. Crispino reiterates his point during a gruesome spectacle in a “criminal art museum” – is it gore as art? Are we drawn to gore because there’s real beauty there, and is it this fact that repels us?

However, the film’s main focus is on the Hitchcockian mystery and thriller aspects, not the horror. However, the script — by Crispino and Lucio Battistrada, with whom he collaborated on the superior giallo The Dead Are Alive – doesn’t concentrate enough on plot to build suspense. Atmosphere is king here. The entire movie seems like it’s suffering from sunspots, shuffling about in a daze. The eerie Ennio Morricone ambient score aids in this atmosphere greatly (though the end title music sounds more like Riz Ortolani to me).

Predictably, the included US trailer emphasizes horrific aspects – with lines like “Neither God nor exorcism can help you now!” and “AUTOPSY: It’ll take you apart!” – but the international trailer (playing under the title The Victim) isn’t that much better, though at least it also features a bit of plot. But that’s just what landed this title in downtown grindhouses — and later, on the less reputable video store shelves — where it could be discovered in the first place.

Anchor Bay’s transfer of Autopsy is crystal clear, and perhaps the most complete cut of the film ever available. One scene cut from English version is retained in Italian. However, though the disc has both English and Italian language tracks, there are sadly no subtitles available.

Some may find this picture to be a nicely creepy little sleeper. Me? I found myself wishing that the mystery everyone kept talking about mattered a little more. I guessed the killer’s identity pretty early, despite the fact that I couldn’t care less. It’s just one of those movies where the plot doesn’t matter. In any case, nobody should be fooled into picking this one as a hard core horror experience, despite the ads and box art. It’s a movie that just lays there on the slab, not caring how you slice into it.

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Devil Girl From Mars DVD

Mars needs men

Once I get my time machine perfected, one of the first trips I want to make is back to England in the early 1950s, if only to be in the audience for the stage production of Devil Girl from Mars. I bet it was a hoot.

Actually, I’m not sure if the play was ever produced. Thankfully, brothers Edward and Harry Lee Danziger either saw the play or got hold of the script, and decided that its derivative story had the makings of a cracking good movie. The Danzigers already had a reputation as Britain’s B-movie specialists, having produced Edgar G. Ulmer’s St. Benny the Dip and Babes in Bagdad, as well as the seminal women-in-prison melodrama So Young, So Bad. They obviously saw similarities in the story to big hits The Day the Earth Stood Still and Man from Planet X, with the added element of sex appeal.

The setting is a small Scottish inn known as the Bonnie Charlie (which sounds more like a gay bar than a Scottish inn). An astronomer (Joseph Tomelty, later Moby Dick‘s Peter Coffin) and an American newspaper reporter (Hugh McDermott, later in First Men in the Moon) end up at the inn after getting lost trying to track down a meteorite reported in the area. They find the Bonnie Charlie already busy, despite it being the off-season.

Fashion model Ellen Prestwick (Hazel Court, later The Curse of Frankenstein‘s Elizabeth) has been there quite awhile, hiding out from her married boyfriend. And a new guest is Albert Simpson (Peter Reynolds, later in Hands of a Strangler), who is, in reality, escaped convict Robert Sterling, hiding out with his old flame, barmaid Doris (Adrienne Corri, later in the Danziger’s The Tell-Tale Heart, as well as Dr. Zhivago). Everyone drinks quite a lot and deals with an overabundance of backstory, while audience members who tuned in too late to see the title think they’re watching a particularly stagey soap opera.

Just as Carter the reporter is about to identify Sterling the convicted murderer, a huge and noisy spaceship lands in the meadow, throwing everything into chaos. Waves from the ship cut off all communication and render cars inoperable. Everyone has a stiff drink or a cup of tea and discusses what they should do next.

Suddenly, a visitor throws open the double doors and makes a grand entrance. It is Nyah (Patricia Laffan, later in 23 Paces to Baker Street), a one-woman army sent to conquer the Earth in the name of her home planet Mars. The “meteor” turns out to have been a hunk of her spaceship, which broke off when she hit atmosphere, making it necessary she land in Scotland rather than downtown London. There is no need for questions – Nyah immediately delivers a history lecture on how the female population of Mars overthrew the males, then found the genepool drying up and decided to hunt in greener pastures. To put it simply: Mars needs men.

After revealing her master plan for conquest, Nyah – spectacular in her short black leather skirt (later to be known as a “mini” skirt) with matching boots, cape and cowl – retreats to her ship. Everyone has a stiff drink or a cup of tea and discusses what they should do next.

From time to time, Nyah returns to blab more of her plans. She also takes some of the cast back to her ship to show off Martian technology and give ridiculous explanations of how everything works (bullets won’t stop her because she can “take control of the fourth dimension” at will). On one of these field trips, she uses a wicked looking remote control to summon her robot, Chani. Much in the spirit of phony promotional robots making appearances for electric companies at the time, Chani resembles a walking refrigerator with a dome light on top. Nyah also packs a mean little zap gun and can hypnotize people. In between visits, everyone has a stiff drink or a cup of tea and discusses what they should do next.

After a great deal of this episodic and pointless haggling, one member of the party volunteers to accompany the devil girl on her ship. Will he use his chance to blow up the ship – presumably by using a big red lever marked “SELF-DESTRUCT” – or betray mankind by journeying back to Mars to be boy-toy to an entire race of leggy dominatrixes? What would you do?

While the miniatures are unconvincing, and the robot suit is clumsy, quite a few of the optical effects work very well. They are the work of one Jack Whitehead, who also performed solid work on 1935’s Transatlantic Tunnel. It doesn’t hurt that the cinematography was provided by one of Britain’s best cameramen, Jack Cox, who had worked on many early Alfred Hitchcock classics.

By playing the whole thing very straight, director David MacDonald (who later worked on episodes of the Boris Karloff anthology series The Veil) inadvertently keeps the tone both stodgy and outrageously campy. Tall and imperious, Laffan lacks only a bullwhip to take a job in Olga’s House of Shame. The rest of the cast could be picked off the rack at House of Clichés. Filmmakers have always tried to mix sex and space travel, but Devil Girl from Mars was first to bring the notion into the sci-fi boom of the ’50s. Many a Cat Girl and Fire Maiden would follow in her footsteps.

Like their other titles from the Wade Williams collection, Image has packaged the DVD attractively but woefully bereft of any bonuses or extras. The picture looks fine, but the Dolby mix makes all but the most strident sound effects difficult to pick up, and I was forced to keep the volume at maximum. Image would have done better to keep the mono soundtrack

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The Hideous Sun Demon DVD

Dial SPF-9000

A speeding ambulance brings ailing scientist Robert Clarke to the hospital, a victim of extreme radiation poisoning. To everyone’s surprise, he awakens from the initial trauma with no apparent ill effects. They should know better – this is Hollywood in 1959, where radiation doesn’t make you sick. It mutates you into a hideous scaly monster, which is exactly what happens as soon as Clarke is taken out for a sunbath. The title beast is indeed hideous, looking like a cross between a werewolf and an iguana. Continue reading

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Go to Hell VHS

Cheese from the Netherworld

Wisconsin upstart Car School Films makes a bid here to compete in Troma territory with this horror action conspiracy comedy. Continue reading

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The Exorcist

And the top horror film of the year 2000… was made in 1973

Yes, what some believe is the most frightening flick ever made has been re-released with a thundering new remastered soundtrack and a few restored scenes to play with the subtitle “the version you’ve never seen”. As a result, the competition hasn’t been able to stand the heat. After all, if Exorcist had been made a few years earlier or later – or even today – it would have been condemned and censored far and wide, and ruthless cuts would have been made to get it released at all. Continue reading

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The Girl Hunters DVD

Hammer nails another

The opening of The Girl Hunters (1963) reveals ultra-tough detective Mike Hammer in a familiar situation: beat up, drunk, and lying in an alley. But there’s something unfamiliar here: though Hammer surely has his own voice and demeanor, he seems a bit smaller than you’d think.

That’s because, lacking an actor to fill the big shoes of the iconic private eye, Hammer’s author and creator Mickey Spillane took the role himself. It may be a trifle disconcerting to see an author portray his own creation, but it’s not as though Anne Rice decided to play Lestat or Edgar Rice Burroughs donned the loincloth of Tarzan. The Hammer of The Girl Hunters is written as an older character than the three Hammer films made previously (I, The Jury, My Gun is Quick, and the classic Kiss Me Deadly). Also, writers are always creating characters for themselves to play onscreen. The difference here is that I doubt Spillane ever thought he’d find himself playing Hammer in a movie when he created the character 17 years before. Continue reading

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The Ninth Gate

Rosemary’s Baby Book

Johnny Depp, starring in his second straight horror film (Sleepy Hollow), here plays an unscrupulous book dealer who is hired by filthy rich collector Frank Langella to do a little job. Langella has procured one of the few remaining copies of a 17th century occult work entitled The Nine Gates, purportedly co-authored by Satan himself. It is rumored that the book’s illustrations contain a puzzle that, if solved, will allow one to summon the Devil up to grant untold power. Depp is entrusted with the ultra-rare volume, and instructed to compare it to the only two other copies in existence in an effort to determine which of the three is authentic. Continue reading

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Mission to Mars

Angry Red Planet Hollywood

Poor Gary Sinese. First he was left behind when the other astronauts climbed aboard Apollo 13 bound for the moon. Then he lost the title role in Being John Malkovich to (ironically) John Malkovich. Now he gets left behind again, washing out of the first manned Mars mission before the opening credits.

But did Gary give up? No! Sooner or later it was bound to happen – somebody screwed up and Gary got his chance to get into a real Big Boy’s spacesuit and go to the rescue, with only Tim Robbins to hold his hand. Continue reading

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