Dinosaurus! DVD

It’s CUUUUTE!!

Producer Jack Harris and director Irvin Yeaworth teamed for only a few sci-fi pictures, but those few are well remembered. After their classic The Blob, and the interesting 4-D Man, they moved on to this more traditional tale of dinosaurs on the loose.

On those long ago Saturday afternoons spent watching monster movies on television, I always thought of Dinosaurus! as a weak sister to brawnier dino films like The Valley of Gwangi, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms or even The Beast of Hollow Mountain. It seemed juvenile and cheap next to the others, the animation of the monsters looking stiff and phony.

This new widescreen DVD presentation has done much to improve this appraisal. A lot of my former opinion was no doubt due to the cropped and edited TV presentation. The new digital transfer, with so much more picture on each side, makes the whole film look much more colorful and well produced. The animation by Gene Warren looks a whole lot better now that you can see all of it. And the added depth makes the characters — though standard — seem a bit more natural.

Ward Ramsey stars as Bart Thompson, a construction contractor who was hired to build a new seaport for a small Latin American island. He’s gotten off to a bad start. The island manager Hacker (Fred Engelberg) resists every request for assistance that doesn’t come with a bribe attached. And to make matters worse, the crew’s underwater blasting has unearthed the bodies of two dinosaurs — frozen solid for millions of years by compressed gas (?).

Bart asks Hacker to wire a university to get some paleontologists down to take care of their find. However, the greedy Hacker has other plans, especially for the cave man he finds nearby.

Before anything can be done with them, lightning revives the tyrannosaurus rex and “brontosaurus”, who have been identified via the cereal box models of Hacker’s ward little Julio (Alan Roberts, also one of The Space Children). The T Rex does one good deed before running off, eating the pickled drunk O’Leary. Though O’Leary is played as a typical racist stereotype by James Logan, fans should recognize him as a familiar face from many genre films — from Bedlam to The Mole People to The Bermuda Triangle.

With power knocked out and monsters on the loose, the islanders and contractors are quick to get organized. They evacuate the population to an old Spanish fort where they hope to hold off the critters. Well, most of them do — it seems like half the cast is also out looking for a runaway Julio or hunting for the escaped cave man (Gregg Martell), or some other quest that puts them in danger.

Meanwhile, the cave man is hiding out in the home of Bart’s girlfriend Betty (Kristina Hanson). The film gets a bit campy with this character here, showing him afraid of flushing toilets and dressing him up in one of Betty’s frilly frocks. Then the insufferably chatty Julio arrives and tries to make the Neanderthal sit in a chair and eat pie with a fork. I could never figure out why he didn’t just crush Julio’s skull with his club, but they end up as swell pals, and go riding off on the bronto’s back together.

Later, the cave man further proves his heroism by saving Betty from the T Rex (who has carried her off in his claws — guess he was saving her for later). Hmmm. Maybe not so heroic, as it’s suggested (in scenes echoed by Eegah! two years later) that the cave man has more on his mind than rescue when he gets Betty back to a nearby mine. Can’t really blame the guy — he hasn’t seen a girl in millions of years, and Miss Hanson looks yummy.

The T Rex, and a lot of other characters, show up in time to ruin their first date, so it’s back to the kind of dinosaur action that had the kids going wild at matinees in 1960. The animation, and even the puppetry, is much more convincing than I’d remembered. It’s no Jurassic Park, but damn decent for 40 years ago.

The excitement continues, climaxing with a big machine vs. monster finale in which Bart tries to use a steam shovel to wrestle with Mr. T. This battle must have made a big impression, as I’ve seen it copied by numerous cartoons ever since. For a bit of icing on the camp cake, the film ends with the “The End?” title so popular with sci-fi flicks of the ’50s.

As long as it stays away from Julio, Dinosaurus! is a fun-filled little monster movie, which now can be viewed in an approximation of its big screen glory, thanks to the magic of DVD restoration.

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Godzilla 2000

Return of the King

It’s been 15 years since a real Godzilla movie has been released to U.S. theaters. Sony picked up North American (plus a few other territories) rights for a cool million, so they figure on recouping on opening day. But that didn’t stop them from treating it like Hollywood does every other foreign film: as raw material. Continue reading

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My Son the Vampire DVD

Old Mother Riley meets Bela Lugosi

Bela Lugosi had seen better days. In the early 1930s, he was in all his glory, cruising on his amazing triumph in Dracula, both on the stage and screen. He threw lavish parties, smoked fine Cuban cigars, and had a string of affairs and marriages.

But he was never too good with money. Desperate to play the part in the feature, Lugosi agreed to a salary on Dracula smaller than what the romantic leads were making. A year later, he was bankrupt. He made a series of comebacks, but the money always slipped through his fingers. His addiction to morphine made working difficult, and he accepted roles in cheaper and cheaper productions, but he carried on. He managed another triumph, playing Dracula again in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, but the money didn’t last. Continue reading

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Fargo DVD

How many Paul Bunyan statues are there?

A staple of the work of American pulp fiction writers is the doomed character: your everyday everyman, thrown into a set of circumstances either by his own flawed machinations, or merely by the whim of cold fate. No matter which way our hero turns, no matter how fiercely he struggles, he only succeeds in making things worse for himself. Caught in the cruel web of the universe, there is no escape for this poor soul. Continue reading

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Bless the Child

Touched by a psycho

Chuck Russell has paid his psychotronic dues, so I’m tempted to give the guy some slack here. He produced Hell Night, directed the fine remake of The Blob and the respectable sequel Nightmare on Elm Street 3, and went on to make The Mask. But what has he done for us lately? His last picture was 4 years ago – Eraser. His latest does nothing but solidify his reputation for malleability under the thumbs of stars and studio execs.

This laughable Born Again blemish manages to make The Omega Code look like a secular production. It pretends to be a horror film in the Carrie/Firestarter/Omen mold, but there’s a lot more Angel than Devil on display, and what Devil there is borders on the mundane.

Kim Basinger (Batman) jumps on the horror wave, starring as a squeaky-clean nurse who one day finds her much (much!) younger sister Angela Bettis on her doorstep. Angela has spent a few years at the Actor’s Strung-out Workshop and just dropped by to ditch her newborn daughter Cody (Holliston Coleman, who gives the film’s most honest performance).

Cody is suspected of autism by doctors and teachers, but in reality she’s a Biblical Chosen One, gifted with miraculous powers and destined to lead untold multitudes back to the One True God. We know Cody is a miracle worker when she starts to show an uncanny ability to spin things – toys, plates, everything. Sure, later on we see her curing cancer and bringing folks back from the dead, but if she joined the X-Men, she’d be sure to have the code name The Spinner.

A Satanic cult leader, played by googly-eyed Rufus Sewell (Dark City), is the only one who seems to know about the Biblical prophecy associated with kids born the same day as Cody, and his agents have been hunting down the kids to find the right one. Question: since Sewell is supposed to be so sure God doesn’t exist, why is he afraid that the prophesy of a Holy Child is true? And why does he draw attention to the evil purpose behind his cult by killing off the kids that don’t pass his tests, marking them in ritual sacrifice?

Sewell tracks down and marries Bettis, making himself Cody’s legal guardian. When they show up, accompanied by a demonic nanny, and take the child, Basinger gets together with FBI agent Jimmy Smits (The Believers), who has been tracking the child killers all along. Though thrown a lead, Smits gets nowhere in his efforts. It’s left to the deaux ex machina appearance of Christin Ricci, as a junkie ex-cultist who blabs the whole evil plan to Basinger, to get the show on the road. Similarly, Ian Holm pops up late in the game to provide Basinger with some righteous allies.

However, Sewell protects himself well, and everyone is subject to attacks by his Children of the Corn legion, leaving him free to offer a series of temptations to Holy Cody. Fortunately, there’s always an Angel around to save Kim’s ass whenever she needs it, leaving the conclusion much foregone.

Sewell is an enjoyable villain, but lacks the real cojones that a Christopher Walken would provide in a part like this. His street-teen minions look like they were borrowed from Dogma, and the swirling CGI demons Basinger sees in visions are more pretty than scary. More concerned with tent show spirituality than thrills, Bless the Child is only good as hokey fun.

Then again, this is a film that gives us something only promised in Sleepy Hollow: the decapitation of Christina Ricci.

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The Gruesome Twosome DVD

Flip your wig

As old as the gothic novel itself is the cliche of the demented relative who is kept hidden from the outside world, usually locked up in a tower room or basement dungeon. Almost as old is the idea that the rest of the family is none too stable themselves. Check out James Whale’s The Old Dark House some time for a prime example of this type of story.

It was probably inevitable that Herschell Gordon Lewis, the “Godfather of Gore”, would get around to this type of plot, applying to it his own mix of black humor and outrageous bloodshed. Though the traditional gothic is usually set in a European castle — or at least a New England mansion — Lewis decided to stick to the newer American Gothic tradition exploited so successfully by Psycho and Lewis’ own Two Thousand Maniacs. The American Gothic nests its little terrors in the backroads and small towns of rural America, usually in the South or Midwest. In so doing, he furthered a subgenre that would produce The Hills Have Eyes, Friday the 13th, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Continue reading

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Cave of the Living Dead DVD

Spelunking for vampires

A “Butchers Film release” this German weird menace horror, originally titled The Curse of the Green Eyes, was imported to Britain and America by producer Richard Gordon. He released it to theaters and drive-ins as part of a fright double bill with Tomb of Torture in 1965. Continue reading

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Hollow Man

Don’t get sleepy!

I used to consider H.G. Wells’ The Invisible Man to be more fantasy than science fiction, especially since Wells’ villain attained his state via injection. Now I read that biomedical engineers at the University of Texas have succeeded in making flesh temporarily transparent with injections of glycerol. Shows what I know.

Kevin Bacon is separated six degrees from his skin in this latest retread of the old Invisible Man story, this time directed by Paul Verhoeven (Starship Troopers) and rendered in various shades of visibility by the best f/x money can buy. Continue reading

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Black Sabbath on DVD

Karloff and Bava’s trilogy of terror

The liner notes for this DVD presentation of Mario Bava’s contribution to the anthology film flap of the early ’60s are provided by Tim Lucas. This is so fitting it’s almost ironic. If not for Lucas, it’s doubtful this DVD would exist at all.

Since the late ’80s, Lucas has been the foremost voice of conscience for the video industry, genre video in particular. His magazine Video Watchdog has been instrumental in raising the consciousness of movie fans when it comes to how films are continuously fiddled with by studios and distributors, and has led them to seek out the best and most complete presentations possible, while putting pressure on video labels to do the same. He has been particularly effective in his coverage of European horror films, and his upcoming book on Mario Bava (from which the liner text is taken) is one of the most eagerly awaited books among film fans.

A few years ago, Lucas became involved in the preparation of Bava’s films for release on laserdisc. The rise of DVD has made the entire specialty video industry more financially viable, both for the video labels and the consumer, and many projects once under consideration have come to fruition much more easily.

One can’t consider the production of Image’s Mario Bava Collection without the influence of Lucas. That the release of Bava’s Black Sabbath on DVD marks the first time the original Italian version of the film has been available in America can be directly traced to his work.

American International Pictures were delighted to continue the success of their Roger Corman directed Poe series with the anthology film Tales of Terror in 1962. They’d also had a big hit with the US release of Mario Bava’s Black Sunday. Boris Karloff had taken roles in some of Corman’s pictures, and had been hosting horror anthology series on TV for the past few years. Why not continue the roll by having Bava make a horror anthology with Karloff acting as host? Bava was delighted with the proposal and set to work searching for “classic” (i.e.: public domain) material for his trilogy, being careful to avoid Poe so as not to intrude on Corman’s territory.

Three scripts were produced crediting distinguished literary sources — though in truth, Bava and his writers came up with it all on their own. “The Telephone” stars gorgeous French starlet Michele Mercier as a woman harassed by frightening phone calls from an imprisoned ex-boyfriend who has just escaped jail. However, the calls are really coming from her jealous ex-girlfriend Lidia Alfonsi (star of many a Hercules picture).

The tension builds further in the period piece “The Wurdulak”. Mark Damon stars as a count traveling through the mountains of Eastern Europe who finds a headless corpse by the roadside. Taking the body to the nearest farm, he’s taken in by the Gorca family. They tell him that the body is that of the murderous bandit — and suspected wurdulak (a kind of vampire) — who had been terrorizing the countryside. Their father had left five days previously to hunt down the monster. The family fears that, even in slaying the monster, their father (Karloff) has become a wurdulak, too.

The settings, lighting and photography in this segment are breathtaking — very similar to those in Black Sunday, only in rich color.

The final tale, “A Drop of Water”, is a simple tour de force of terror. Nurse Jacqueline Pierreux is summoned from her apartment during a fearsome storm to the cavernous, cat-filled manor of an ailing patient. The old woman has died while engaging in a little private seance, and the maid is too frightened to dress the body. Though frightened by dripping water and other spooky sounds, the nurse gives in to temptation and swipes a ring off the twisted corpse’s finger.

Later, when she’s returned to her empty apartment, Bava takes us down a shivery path which owes much to Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart”. Pierreux is steadily driven out of her wits by one dripping faucet after another, until the gruesome corpse itself comes calling.

Bava follows this heart-stopper with Karloff’s sign-off. In a wonderfully comical piece, he bids the viewer adieu from atop his mount in wurdulak costume. Then the camera dollies back to reveal him aboard a mechanical horse with grips running past bearing foliage.

This bit was the first thing to go when American International got their hands on Three Faces of Fear (as Bava called his film). They felt that, with no other comedy in the picture, that the ending was too jarring. Then they rewrote the dialogue for the English dub to remove “The Telephone”‘s lesbian element, rendering the entire episode senseless. Then they put “A Drop of Water” at the beginning of the picture and replaced Robert Nicolosi’s score with music by house composer Les Baxter. About the only thing they did right was to film new bridging sequences to put more of Karloff in the movie. Finally, they changed the title to Black Sabbath, if for no other reason than it sounded like Black Sunday. This is the only version of the film we’ve had available all these years — until now.

I only wish they’d have put both versions on the disc, so we could check out the differences for ourselves. Good thing I held on to my laserdisc of the film.

The disc also contains the original Italian trailer, which plays up the sexy European stars and hardly mentions Karloff. A Bava biography and filmography by Lucas is also included. There’s a filmography for Karloff, too, which is far from complete, along with a generous photo and poster gallery.

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Brothers Quay Collection DVD

Quazy Quartoons

I first encountered the mad world of Stephen and Timothy Quay at the World Animation Festival in Ottawa in 1980. Stuffed into a program amid some very funny comedy vignettes was their first short, “Nocturna Artificiala.” The Quays’ work is dark and strange under any circumstances, but next to such light and colorful fare, it stuck out like a corpse at a pool party. Many times longer than the other films, its slow pace and mournful atmosphere was not received well by the audience. At the time, it put a fish in my percolator, too. Still, the little tale of a puppet somnambulist appealed to my gothic side, and I felt the work of the Quays would become highly regarded when presented under other circumstances.

The team has gone on to create a string of shorts over the years, and more recently a feature. Their grim and surreal visions have inspired Tim Burton, video director Fred Stuhr, and a host of others. The recent hit film The Cell is full of Quay imagery, even down to the camera moves in certain sequences. Think of unholy twins given life by a union of Art Clokey and David Lynch (delivered by proud godfather Franz Kafka) and you’ll get some idea of what these guys are like.

Heavily influenced by the folk tales told in the European neighborhood of Philadelphia they grew up in, the Quays exploit the more disturbing aspects of dolls and puppets. Common objects seem to rot before their lens. Broken tennis rackets become the most sinister of instruments. There is no concern for narrative structure, as the brothers have more artistic pretensions. You could roll any of their films in a loop and hang it on a wall.

The DVD presents 10 Quay shorts in order, or easily accessed via Kino’s lovely animated menus:

THE CABINET OF JAN SVANKMAJER (1984, 14m): After some preliminaries, a boy doll visits a learned creature and has the contents of his head examined, then assists in a series of experiments. A tribute to the great Czech animator of the early days of cinema.

THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH, OR: THIS UNNAMEABLE LITTLE BROOM (1985, 11m): A clown-like officer on a small tricycle has many strange duties to perform. He melts some ice on a mechanized table. A bird creature steals a peek at a piece of meat and is snared.

THE STREET OF CROCODILES (1986, 21m): A man (Feliks Strawinski) frees a puppet, who wanders through a nightmarish loft. Roaming screws are harvested. Robotic exhibits perform behind glass. More ice melting on tables. Zombie dolls dance with him and re-stuff his head. The threads are rewound.

REHEARSALS FOR EXTINCT ANATOMIES (1987, 14m): A black and white short that plays with focus and perception. A mad wire mummy with a vibrating eye scratches a pimple in the code room. The threads escape, covering everything, to the surprise of mechanical critters. It seems a plague is spreading.

DRAMOLET (STILLE NACHT I) (1988, 1m): By now, MTV had discovered the brothers, and commissioned a series of shorts from them. As a hideous puppet watches, hairy mold grows everywhere around his shack. Then spoons. Short enough that you can see half of it in the menu preview.

THE COMB (FROM THE MUSEUMS OF SLEEP) (1991, 17m): A surprise after their previous works: the title object appears in the first shot! The hideous puppet from “Dramolet” returns in the brothers’ first widescreen effort. While climbing in the sun-dappled woods, “suddenly the air grows hard”, and his hands steal his ladder to explore a nearby loft. Will the sleeper be awakened?

ANAMORPHOSIS, OR: DE ARTIFICIALIA PERSPECTIVA (1991, 15m): The brothers’ first educational work, this film was commissioned to illustrate painting techniques that give three-dimensional illusion, sometimes hiding pictures within pictures. Narrated by Witold Schejbal.

ARE WE STILL MARRIED? (STILL NACHT II) (1991, 3m): A domestic disagreement: she refuses to open the door, despite his feverish knocking. The bunny is upset and the bouncing ball is agitated. Music by His Name is Alive.

TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS (STILL NACHT III) (1992 3m): A bizarre epitaph. A floating hand. Odd furniture. Suddenly, a shot rings out.

CAN’T GO WRONG WITHOUT YOU (STILL NACHT IV) (1993, 3m): This second music video for His Name is Alive features the same characters. This time, the Easter Bunny protects his eggs from the specter of Death, while the girl is bleeding.

The DVD has some additional bonus features not available on Kino’s videotape release:

NOCTURNA ARTIFICIALIA (1979, 21m): An undead puppet creeps through the dark city. Sometimes he rides the phantom trolley. Is he dreaming? Am I? The boys’ first short, and their weakest, is still interminable.

There’s also a 4-minute interview with the brothers, in which they discuss their influences (Kafka, obviously), and how they feel about their work. Wrapping up the program is a theatrical trailer for the Quays’ feature film Institute Benjamenta, composed of shots from TALES FROM THE VIENNA WOODS intercut with title cards.

The films can be accessed individually through the main menu, or watched straight through as a feature. A package booklet insert contains excerpts from a Film Comment article by Michael Atkinson entitled “The Night Countries of the Brothers Quay”.

Kino’s transfers are excellent — too many shaky still frames for an animation DVD, but the images and soundtrack are crystal clear. This is the perfect program to put on when your beatnik friends drop over.

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