Charlie’s Angels

Fox Force 3

Not long ago, the TVLand channel ran a ten day marathon, showing all 109 episodes of the fluffy 1970s series Charlie’s Angels at least once – two or three times if bikinis were involved. I didn’t think much of the series on first run, but seeing the reruns made me appreciate just how cheap, goofy and fun this Spelling production was, and why it became such a hit. But if you took all ten days of that marathon and condensed them into a feature film, it still wouldn’t be quite as much fun as this new movie remake/sequel. Continue reading

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Legend of the Chupacabra DVD

That sucking sound you hear…

Well, it may not be the renaissance of the genre, but at least it’s something different. Here we have yet another “found footage” horror film, in which a group of intrepid youngsters treks into the wilderness armed with video cameras, in search of a mythical beastie. Continue reading

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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Cameras don’t lie

Or DO they??? That’s the question addressed by this sequel to the surprise hit of 1999, the most successful independent feature ever made.

I consider Dan Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez’ The Blair Witch Project to be a classic, a scary campfire tale given vivid life – not only on film, but as a cultural phenomenon. Others disagreed, some because it failed to live up to their preconceived notions of what a horror movie should be. Where was the gore? Where were the special effects? Where were the things jumping out of closets? Where were the naked chicks? Continue reading

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Kill Baby Kill! DVD

Follow the bouncing ball

The march of Eurothrillers onto American DVD continues with this Mario Bava classic, originally known as Operazione Paura.

The opening of the film echoes Dracula, with a handsome young foreigner (Giacomo Rossi-Stuart) arriving by coach to a remote district of Transylvania, warned of a curse on the region by the coachman. The natives greet the stranger with fear and suspicion. However, it’s not a vampire that the stranger is there to meet — he’s the region’s coroner, Dr. Paul Eswai, and he’s there to assist the town’s police inspector Kruger (Piero Lulli) and the burgomaster Herr Karl (Max Lawrence) investigate the mysterious death of a servant girl named Irena Hollander. The girl left a note hinting at the knowledge of a murder, but fell (or was pushed) to her death — impaled on a spiked fence — before she could tell any more.

The locals try to bury the body to prevent any examination, but Inspector Kruger stops them. A local nurse, Monica Shuftan (Erica Blanc), is called on to assist the doctor in his grisly work. The autopsy reveals a shocking clue: a gold coin buried in the victim’s heart.

The gravediggers attack the doctor in a dark alley, but they’re stopped at the command of the local sorceress Ruth (Fabienne Dali). The serving girl Nadine, who thinks she’s said too much, is haunted by a vision of a ghostly child. Ruth appears again to offer aid. It becomes evident that while the police have been searching for a flesh and blood cause behind the murder, Ruth is on the trail of a supernatural cause.

Paul attempts to get more information from Ruth, but can’t accept her explanations. He goes to the Villa following Kruger and meets the mysterious Baroness Graps (Gianni Vivaldi), but she says that the inspector never arrived. Later, he encounters a little girl, who says her name is Melissa, in the Villa’s hallways. What he does not realize is that little Melissa Graps has been dead for several years.

The spooky Villa and misty walled streets of the town employ familiar sets seen in other Italian productions, including the creepy spiral staircase, of which Bava makes excellent use.

When Monica sees the girl’s doll in her bed, and feels a presence outside her room, she becomes afraid that she may be marked as the next victim of the curse. She’s got competition — Nadine is in a fever of fear from the apparition, and is eventually driven to her death.

Paul finds Kruger shot dead in the cemetery, and when told of this, the burgomaster advises Paul to accept the supernatural explanation — that ten mysterious deaths in the village are the work of the vengeful ghost of Melissa Graps. Paul tries to reject this, but when he sees the ghost again — and when Karl is also driven to take his life — Paul attempts to rouse the villagers to defend themselves.

Bava’s visuals are a gothic masterpiece of light, shadow and color. Here he takes the neon look he devised for giallo thrillers like Blood and Black Lace and applies it to the textured 19th Century setting of Black Sunday. The chilling idea of a ghost child used here was to be widely copied, and even stolen outright, by such otherwise respectable films like Don’t Look Now and The Shining.

The cast includes many familiar faces from European genre pictures of the 1960s. Star Giacomo Rossi-Stuart was Vincent Price’s vampire enemy in The Last Man on Earth, fought blob monsters in Caltiki, the Immortal Monster, and appeared in many other pictures, sometimes billed as “Jack Stuart”. Lovely Erica Blanc would show up in Kiss Me Kill Me, The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave and the outrageous The Devil’s Nightmare. Piero Lulli was in dozens of Italian peplums and spaghetti Westerns.

This full frame presentation is marred by scratches and uneven fleshtones, but looks better than any previous video release of the film. The English dubbed soundtrack is flat and murky, despite being presented in 2 channel Dolby.

The disc includes trailers for Bird with the Crystal Plumage (presented widescreen), Blood and Black Lace (ditto), and The Night Visitor (full frame). The inappropriately knife-themed menu leads to a brief biography of Mario Bava, including a fairly complete filmography.

No doubt VCI’s heart is in the right place, but this relatively frill-free DVD is due to be made instantly superfluous once Elite Entertainment releases their long-awaited (and no doubt superior) version some time in the future. But until then, this disc will do fine.

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Drunken Master 2

The master returns – and he’s drunk!

Every time Jackie Chan has a new hit movie, it means we get to see one of his old classics imported to America for a theatrical release (and a couple more on video). This is all good, though sometimes the editing is a little harsh (as in Operation Condor).

With his big hit Shanghai Noon arriving on video this month, 1994’s Drunken Master 2 is being given a small theater release under the understandable re-title Legend of the Drunken Master. Continue reading

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Dementia DVD

Daughter of Horror

John Parker was a rich playboy who had a dream to make a movie. He had it in his blood, as his father operated a large theater chain out of Seattle. His pedigree got him an office at Goldwyn Studios, but no further. His secretary Adrienne Barrett had a dream as well, something about a murder by an insane woman. Parker decided to film the dream as an expressionistic 10-minute short, with a dream-like quality enforced by an absence of dialogue. He hired Chicago actor Bruno Ve Sota, who had just arrived in Hollywood, to co-star with Barrett. Continue reading

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Lost Souls

Lost script

Some spooky cinematography and a good cast are much wasted in this “new” New Line horror — which is reportedly not so new, having sat on the shelf awaiting release for more than a year. It finally came out this month to cash in on the re-release of The Exorcist. The good look of the film is to be expected as debuting director Janusz Kaminski is currently Stephen Spielberg’s favorite cinematographer, having worked on four Spielberg films (with more to come). Continue reading

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The Beyond on DVD

Injury to Eibon

This 1981 Lucio Fulci gorefest followed his success with Zombie, and can be seen as a companion feature to his City of the Living Dead (aka Gates of Hell), and perhaps even Dario Argento’s incomplete Three Mothers trilogy. While his other films remained relatively intact, for many years The Beyond was only available in America in a heavily edited form under the title Seven Doors of Death. Thus, its reputation as a “lost classic” was inflated among horror fans — a reputation that only increased in 1999, when Quentin Tarantino’s Rolling Thunder Films restored and re-released the film for a series of midnight shows. Continue reading

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The Body Beneath DVD

Milligan’s island

Drive-in horror films provided a thriving business for independent filmmakers in the 1960s. While Herschell Gordon Lewis pioneered the gore film on the beaches of Florida, and Larry Buchanan remade cheap AIP features even cheaper down in Texas, and Al Adamson and Ted V. Mikels made the West coast unsafe for audiences, a true eccentric named Andy Milligan was making his own distinct brand of horror movies. Continue reading

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Habit VHS

Reality Bites

Look around the average video store these days and you’ll see that the vampire movie is still alive, undead and well. The shelves are crowded with direct-to-tape bloodsuckers, all vying for the rental bucks of goth-bedecked Anne Rice fans. Most of them crow about how they offer a whole new take on the vampire movie. Most of them are lying, but Habit isn’t one of them. Continue reading

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