Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Mikey loves Lara!
Guest Review by Mike Flores

The tremendous opening weekend for Lara Croft Tomb Raider not only represents a triumph for actress Angelina Jolie, but also has great significance for women now working in Hollywood. From the 1920s to the 1950s, when women were considered “oppressed” by a “vicious male chauvinist system” before our more liberated times, female stars made as much or more money than most of their male counterparts. Women like Joan Crawford or Bette Davis made big bucks because their names sold tickets. Even as they aged, people kept paying to watch them work. Ah, but we live in more liberated times now. Gone are our horrible sexist ideas. And now the women make less, fail to sell tickets and are lucky to have a few hits a decade! Since Hollywood is now overwhelmingly liberal, politically correct and nonsexist, one has to ask — what happened? And why is it that strong women can pull big ratings on television for the last decade, but in Hollywood they are still arm candy for action stars or the love interest for men twice their age? Continue reading

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Evolution

Are we not men?

Coca-Cola saved the Independence Day. In Twister, Pepsi was the one to solve a problem. The James Bond series has become a catalogue of cool new toys. And didn’t a Dr. Pepper machine (in the Roman Coliseum of all places) save Van Damme and Rodman in Double Team? Or was it Mountain Dew? Where will this product placement end? Should we expect Lara Croft to be rescued by a Maxi Pad in Tomb Raider 2? Continue reading

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Lust for Frankenstein DVD

The Return of Franco-stein

During the busy year of 1972, filmmaker Jesus Franco made two Frankenstein movies, both of which were distributed under a half dozen titles. They are among the most bizarre films in the Franco filmography – and that’s saying something! Many of his recent series of American financed direct-to-video features have re-examined past themes, so it was inevitable that he’d get back to Frankenstein territory sooner or later. Continue reading

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The Mummy Returns

Pyramid scheme
Guest review by Michael Flores

The last year has been an economic bloodbath for Hollywood. Serious dramas and adult topic movies have been critically applauded, and have died at the box office. The year before, psychotronic films brought in megabucks, and The Mummy Returns may be the film to bring Hollywood back to its senses. And what a feast for the senses The Mummy Returns is.  Continue reading

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The Forsaken

Plagiarism after Dark

In 1987, Katherine Bigelow’s Near Dark brought big changes to the languishing vampire genre, presenting a gun-toting outlaw gang that roved around terrorizing the modern American West. The shadow of Near Dark is still cast over horrordom, and The Forsaken is heavily influenced by it. But this surprising little feature has a few tricks of its own. The Forsaken succeeds by keeping things simple, and in the process puts similar recent vampire flicks – such as From Dusk Till Dawn 2 and Vampires – to shame. Continue reading

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Awakening of the Beast DVD

Original Brazilian poster

Banned for more than 30 years!

Despite extreme difficulties with the Brazilian censor boards (both nationally and in local municipalities), José Mojica Marins managed to get his horror films into theaters. Once there, they became a sensation across the country, breaking all box office records while sparking a huge amount of public and journalistic controversy. His fame spread to television, radio and comic-books. One night, Marins appeared on a television program where arrogant media pundits grilled a celebrity each week, in the end handing down a final “judgement” of the guest.

Though Marins was “acquitted” by the panel, the experience troubled the filmmaker. It became clear to him that, in the public mind, he had become inseparable with his Zé do Caixao (Coffin Joe) character – the attitudes of the evil and sadistic horror character had become confused with his own, especially after sensational stories appeared in the press about how he tested the wills of potential cast members by giving them a taste of the rigors they would have to endure onscreen. Continue reading

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At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul DVD

Coffin Joe on DVD!

It cannot be stressed enough that before 1963’s At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul there had never been (to the best of my knowledge) a horror film made in Brazil. There had been a version of Jekyll & Hyde and some Poe  adaptations done in Argentina during the 1950s, but by and large the social climate of South America – a mix of the fiercely Catholic with deep strains of superstition – has been prohibitive on these types of productions. The cultural stew is rich with spooky ghost stories and supernatural folklore, but none dared think such things were respectable subjects for popular entertainment. Continue reading

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Mantis in Lace DVD

The Swingin’ ’60s – swingin’ a big butcher knife!

Producers Harry Novak and Peter Perry (who first got together for the sex/comedy/monster picture Kiss Me Quick) decided to make a feature that they could sell as either a sex show or a horror feature. Director William Rotsler (The Girl with the Hungry Eyes) shot two versions of this twisted tale, a shocker version with the title Mantis in Lace, and a sexier cut entitled Lila. Though sold here under the better title, this is actually the Lila version, uncut and transferred direct from Novak’s original negative. As such, it’s a good 10 minutes longer than any version ever released. Continue reading

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Bruiser

Romero enters the 21st century

George Romero, who is now known as one of America’s finest filmmakers, returns to the screen with his first film in seven years, from his first original screenplay in fifteen years.

Those expecting another gorefest on the par with Day of the Dead are doomed to disappointment. This is a relatively bloodless exercise – though I think it says something about Romero’s work that I can say that about a film in which someone’s head is run over (on camera) by a train. Romero says it’s not a ‘scary’ movie either, though there are quite a few shocks and unsettling moments. Continue reading

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Hannibal

Tasty

Thomas Harris wrote his first two novels featuring incarcerated psycho Dr. Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lecter for fun. The third was written under pressure. Though Harris claims to care little for public acclaim, preferring to live as a semi-recluse, the film version of the second novel, Silence of the Lambs, was such an incredible hit that Harris was under constant pressure to write a follow-up. Continue reading

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