Battle for the Planet of the Apes DVD

The Lawgiver’s final proclamation

Though the box office returns for Conquest of the Planet of the Apes didn’t break any records, by this time Ape fandom was growing ever larger. Theaters all over the country were hosting Ape marathons, showing all four films in one day. This assured Fox that there was still life in the property, and a final sequel was put into production. Though made even more cheaply than Conquest, the fact that most of Battle for the Planet of the Apes takes place outdoors makes it look like a bigger production. Continue reading

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One Missed Call

Death by voicemail

Steven Soderbergh is the creator of odd personal films like Kafka and Schizopolis, but has since “graduated” to the larger budgets of more commercial Hollywood projects like Erin Brockovich and Ocean’s 11. David Lynch directed the sprawling, complicated science fiction epic Dune. The Shining is commonly thought of as Stanley Kubrick’s lone popcorn picture. At one time or another in the career of an artist critically respected for their more personal and/or otherwise artistically ambitious works he or she is tempted by the offer of more mainstream, more commercial work. Some leap at the chance to sell out and spend the rest of their days cheerfully going through the motions to churn out predictable entertainment products. Some clash immediately with the studio system and go back to independent filmmaking, forever disowning whatever work they’ve done in the mainstream. Some are able to easily adapt, alternating blockbusters with much smaller independent films. And some manage to take the studios’ mainstream projects and make them their own, transforming them using their own distinctive vision. Continue reading

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Kung Fu Hustle

Another fun Chow masterpiece 

Despite being the highest grossing Hong Kong film ever, Stephen Chow’s previous film Shoalin Soccer was badly bungled by U.S. distributor Miramax, who didn’t seem to know what to do with it. When news leaked out that they planned to make massive changes to it for its U.S. theatrical release – including dubbed dialogue, hip-hop music, a different title, and a thorough butchering in the editing bay – the outcry was so loud they pulled it from their schedule for another year, finally releasing a more moderately edited dub in limited release, and wisely providing both versions on an outstanding DVD edition. Understandably, Chow was more careful with his latest feature and new box office champion Gong Fu, which now comes to us relatively untouched as Kung Fu Hustle (seeing as Chow is not quite the superstar in the USA that he is in most of the world, the title modification is forgivable – even welcome). Continue reading

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Killer Nun DVD

Un-convent-ional entertainment

George W. Bush squeezed by John Kerry in the 2004 Presidential Election on the votes of millions of born again evangelical Bible-quotin’ churchified Christians. So how will we be celebrating in the first DVD review since Election Day? By discussing one of the most sacrilegious horror flicks to get near the ol’ DVD player in a long time, that’s how. Now who’s out of touch, America? Continue reading

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The Deadly Spawn DVD

Don’t go in the basement

Ever since the advent of 16mm movie “home movie” film, and continuing on through until today with digital video, feature film production has been affordable for the average Joe and Josephine. Few adults had the time or imagination to use this technology for anything besides preserving memories of vacations, holidays, and other family events, but eventually a generation of youngsters came along that tried making their own shorts and features. Continue reading

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The Card Player

A winning hand

This 2004 Italian thriller represents both a step forward and a return to form for writer/director Dario Argento. In recent years, fans of the Poe of Cinema have been wanting him to return to the kind of giallo thrillers with which he first made his mark, and with his last couple of features he’s been getting ever closer. Here he again incorporates a Black Gloved Killer in a puzzle of murder and mayhem, but he updates the setting to take advantage of modern technology, while exploring the public’s recent fascination with forensic investigation. Continue reading

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Fahrenheit 9/11

Mondo Bush

You might well wonder why Michael Moore’s new documentary feature should be reviewed here in Movie Madness. Well, in some ways, Fahrenheit 9/11 resembles the old Italian psychotronic documentaries like Mondo Cane and Africa Addio – See: A prisoner’s head cut off! See: a pick-up truck loaded with bloody corpses! Continue reading

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Godzilla (1954)

Bikini spawns monster 
Guest Review by Mike Flores

Let me begin by saying if you saw the 1956 American version of Godzilla with Raymond Burr, you have not seen Godzilla. Not by a long shot. Reflecting the U.S. superiority of the day, Steve Martin becomes crucial to the entire Godzilla story, helping everyone from scientists to politicians. There is no Steve Martin in the original Godzilla film, now playing the art house circuit. What we have here is the re-telling of World War 2 from the Japanese viewpoint. This is one heavy, dark monster movie. Continue reading

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Kill Bill Vol. 2

QT and UT are back for More Revenge 

Imagine a friend invites you to hear his or her band play. You haven’t heard them play before, so you’re not sure what to expect, but from you’re friend’s music collection you know what their influences will be. The first set blows you away with an amazing collection of covers – all kinds of great stuff that you loved growing up, including tunes you were sure that you’re the only one who remembered them. After an intermission, you’re stoked to dance to a whole bunch more. And you get those covers, though perhaps in a different style of music, but something else, too. With increasing frequency, the band drops original numbers into the set – originals that incorporate bits of those influences, of course, but the new music has a strong voice of its own, too. Continue reading

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Remake/Re-animate

When I went to see Tom Savini’s 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead, I tried to do so without a chip on my shoulder, and I came away without being disappointed by what is a reasonably entertaining zombie movie with a few fresh twists that doesn’t insult the original. My experience with Zack Snyder’s 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead went pretty much the same – maybe even better. Continue reading

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