Django/Django Strikes Again DVD

Disc of Spaghetti

For most Americans, the Spaghetti Western began and ended with Sergio Leone, especially his films with Clint Eastwood. While those films are deservedly recognized as classics, they’re only a handful among hundreds of European oaters that came before and after.

One of the greatest successes in this sub-genre was Sergio Corbucci’s groundbreaking Django (1966), starring Franco Nero. Django touched a nerve, giving audiences an outré Western unlike even Leone’s. Instead of heat and dust, it played out in gray skies and mud. Instead of clear-cut villains, it had a dishonest hero caught between a gang of bandito revolutionaries, the corrupt Mexican army, and a Klan-like renegade militia. It featured a hero who didn’t ride a horse – instead, he came into town on foot, dragging a coffin behind him. This macabre touch builds throughout the film, ending with a severely beaten Django struggling into a showdown in a graveyard.

The film was such a success (except here, where it didn’t get much attention amid domestic drive-in fare) that Europeans went on a knock-off rampage, producing dozens of “sequels” that traded only on the Django name and image. Meanwhile, Franco Nero starred in Camelot. It wasn’t until 17 years later that Nero again took up the role for the only official sequel Django Strikes Again, this time directed by Ted Archer (a.k.a.: Nello Rossati).

Shot in Colombia, it was again a very different kind of Western, concerning Django being forced to give up his peaceful retirement in a monastery to use his trademark machine gun on an army of slavers. Donald Pleasance and Christopher Connelly lend support.

Anchor Bay has released the two films as a wonderful double feature, with excellent transfers, imaginative menus, an interview with Nero (who looks the same as he did 30 years ago), and even an odd little Django video game! The set also contains the most extensive liner notes I’ve yet to see for a DVD – a beautiful little 20-page program detailing the entire history of Django movies, including dozens of posters.

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American Movie DVD

American Nightmare

One factor of the huge success of The Blair Witch Project is that it’s rendered suspect any entertaining documentary for some people. Leaving the theater after AM, I actually heard people questioning whether it was “real” or not (um, it is real, isn’t it? – Just kiddin’.).

Yes, American Movie is as real as a documentary can get, considering Chris Smith and his crew filmed the life of Milwaukee filmmaker Mark Borchardt, his friends and his family for around four years. Mark, after an aborted attempt to finish his long-running project Northwestern, comes up with a plan to resurrect his unfinished short Coven (pronounced “coe-ven”) and sell enough video copies to finish the feature. The truth is that Mark’s way too real – despite the reaction of all the mainstream press, there’s an army of Borchardts out there, every one of them well versed in all the details of how films like Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Blair Witch were made and grasping at Super 8 and video cameras with the idea of making their own horror classic.

For example, how does Mark stack up against our own local Ed Wood of the 21st Century, Mr. David “The Rock” Nelson? Here’s an ugly chart to illustrate the similarities and differences:

Mark Bochardt David “The Rock” Nelson
Lives in his parents’ basement in Milwaukee, Wisconsin Lives in his parents’ basement in Park Forest, Illinois
Shoots on b/w 16mm film from his own script and storyboard. Edits using University of Wisconsin equipment Shoots on camcorder – no script. Edits on vcr in basement.
Uses family and friends as unpaid cast and crew Uses family and friends as unpaid cast and crew
Age: low 30s Age: mid 40s
Dropped out of Army Marine Corps veteran
Estranged from ex-girlfriend and children Golden Gloves boxing champ
Plays the lead in own productions Plays many roles in own productions
Tall, lanky, excitable and talkative Short, brawny, excitable and talkative
Loves low budget shockers from the ’70s Loves classic old monster movies
Prefers Burger King and Coke Likes coffee and sausages

Surfing around the web a bit, you’ll come across plenty of sites devoted to self-starter horror filmmakers all across the country. What separates Borchardt from most is that, despite the fact that he comes off as a total goof, he does appear to have a lot of talent and knowledge as to the technical requirements of cinema. I’ll have a better idea once my copy of Coven arrives, but the footage shown in AM looks promising.

Of course, it’s hard to gauge how much having cameras around affected the behavior of the subjects, but Smith seems to have tried to keep his interference at a minimum while also being honest about it. There aren’t any shots of Smith helping Mark carry equipment, but it would probably be difficult to spend so much time with these people without pitching in. The movie is very funny and there’s a lot of odd characters, but there’s also a great sense of the love and loyalty between them.

I know way too many creative people that are working long and hard to achieve something to laugh at Mark Borchardt without having it hurt a little bit at the same time. American Movie is as much a portrait of Every artist as it is anything else, and that’s the real horror story.

Order copies of COVEN and see what Mark and Mike are up too now at the American Movie website.

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The Corpse Vanishes DVD

Check the Lost & Found Dept.

In Monogram Picture’s The Corpse Vanishes, Lugosi is at it again. Young brides have been dropping dead at the altar all over town, and immediately after the corpses have been – um, vanishing. It is a reporter, this time pretty Luana Walters, who traces the clues back to the spooky house of the local mad scientist, Dr. Lorenz. She’s the only one that suspects that the extremely suspicious behavior of said scientist is indicative of nasty business. It seems that Lorenz has been abducting the young brides – presumably virgins – to take part in an experimental serum that reverses the aging process of his wife. Continue reading

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The Devil Bat DVD

Lugosi on Poverty Row

While they may not be true classics in the minds of most people, many of Lugosi’s ever-growing legion of fans have great affection for his Poverty Row features, and anything with Lugosi is collectible. Continue reading

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Bats

Bat Reputation

Years ago, returning home from acts of hedonism at an ungodly hour, I came upon a bat on the sidewalk in front of my building. It looked like a snow white hamster with wings – very cute. It must have flown against the building and stunned itself – when I approached, it fluttered a few feet and landed again. Not wanting neighborhood predators to catch it, I put it up in a box on the back porch with some grapes and water. The next morning it was gone. I never felt the least bit threatened by it, despite an upbringing filled with tales of blood-drinking, vermin-infested, hair-nest-building rats-with-wings.

This point is made early on in Bats of course, by buxom scientist Dina Meyer (Starship Troopers, gone nicely blonde). “Bats don’t kill people!” To which, of course, someone eventually replies: “These are no ordinary bats!”

I was sorely tempted to write my review before I saw this movie, but somehow I always hope the filmmakers will surprise me with some new twists and fun ideas. But there’s not much here that’s not a slicker version of Arthur Hiller’s Nightwing (with a bit of Chosen Survivors thrown in). Leon Robinson (who was also in B*A*P*S, oddly enough) plays the Black guy that wisecracks and acts scared all the time. Lou Diamond Phillips (The Big Hit) plays The Sheriff with a touch of just enough character that he doesn’t completely disappear.

Oh, and then there’s the bats. In case you couldn’t tell, there’s a lot of bats in the movie. Big, noisy, man-eating bats. In flight, they look darn cool for the most part, animated a bit better than those in the From Dusk Till Dawn movies. However, in every close-up, they look as phony as any puppet in the Ghoulies series.

One glimmer: the “fortify the position” sequence, in which the cast grabs up hammers and nails and starts banging away in windows and doors (see Night of the Living Dead) is accompanied by an operatic aria. Other than that, it’s all by the numbers. Whaddya expect from the guy who directed Carnosaur 2?

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Bay of Blood DVD

Body count basics

European horror is hot on DVD. A generation of film fans raised on Video Watchdog — knowing the full story of how the works of Bava, Argento, Fulci, et al have been mishandled and abused by American distributors — are eager to snap up the definitive, uncut editions of their horror favorites that were once served up only on limited edition laserdiscs or bleary bootleg tapes.

While most have been released with care (and plenty of extras) by labels run by horror fans, others still await release while the best film and sound elements are sought out and extras are assembled. Filling the gap, a number of frill-free labels have managed to make some hay while the experts toil. Last year, Joe D’Amato’s The Grim Reaper made its DVD debut in an inferior package culled from a 16mm television print. This spring, VCI released Mario Bava’s Kill Baby Kill! on a disc that fared better than their previous batting average would indicate. Now, Simitar serves up maestro Mario Bava’s trendsetting slayfest on a platter sure to disappoint the connoisseurs, while satisfying to the less discriminating. However, you may have trouble finding it. Simitar’s regular distributor, Image Entertainment, backed off on handling this title, in anticipation of their own deluxe release due later this year.

Released under many titles, including Ecology of a Crime, Carnage, Before the Fact, Last House on the Left Part 2, Bloodbath, Chain Reaction and my favorite, Twitch of the Death Nerve, this is Bava’s most violent feature. Usually cited as an inspiration for Friday the 13th and other slasher flicks, Bay of Blood is a more complex concoction, a murder mystery with a high body count, gratuitous gore, and an ecological subtext.

Composer Stelvio Cipriani’s score introduces the title character: the bay itself, a body of shimmering water surrounded by lush forest. Gazing out at the water while a storm gathers is the owner of most of the waterfront property, wheelchair-bound Countess Frederika (Isa Miranda). An unseen stranger sneaks up and hangs the old lady by a noose, and when her husband, Donati, finds the body he is immediately stabbed in the back with a jack knife and dragged away.

The bay’s prospective developer Ventura (Chris Avram), interrupts his affair with his secretary to make arrangements. The countess’ death is suspected to be ruled a suicide, but with her husband missing, Ventura must deal with whatever heirs show up.

Bug hunter Paulo argues with squid hunter Simon (Claudio Volonte) over whether the bay should be developed at all, introducing the film’s ecological theme. Meanwhile, Paulo’s fortuneteller wife Angela (Laura Betti) sees death in the cards, “Tears spread over the bay”.

Four fun-loving teens visit the bay in their dune buggy — two American sailors on leave who’ve picked up dates for the weekend. They find an abandoned resort — built during a previous attempt at development — that’s due for renovation. They are watched by angry eyes as they break into Ventura’s house while German Brunhilda (Brigitte Skay) takes a skinny dip. Her swim churns up a sunken body, but before she can tell anyone, the killer slashes her throat with a scythe.

To cover up any tracks, the remaining trespassing teens are stalked and slaughtered. One gets the scythe through his face, then the remaining pair is skewered by a spear while en flagrante — both later favorite “quality kills” of the Friday the 13th series.

Moving right along, two kids are left alone in a bayside trailer, while their parents, Donati’s daughter Renata (Claudine Auger, Thunderball‘s “Domino”) and her husband Albert (Luigi Pistilli), go off to try to find out what happened to her father (disappeared since the Countess’ death). Paulo and his wife are more than willing to spill all sorts of dirt on the bay’s foremost landowners. It’s revealed that Simon the squid hunter is also a potential heir, and he soon makes himself more suspect by dragging ashore Donati’s fish bait body.

More bodies are discovered, and fear and suspicion increase the body count, along with the number of suspects. While everyone is busy stabbing, garroting, and decapitating each other, the film’s web of deceit and greed is unraveled, until only two characters remain alive.

Simitar presents the feature in a letterboxed transfer that varies in aperture throughout the feature, suggesting an insufficient matte. The image cuts off the main titles on the left side, and strong light sources often flare up above the matte. Stepping through the film reveals a poor ratio of one steady frame for every five jittery ones, and nearly every cut has been authored as a one frame dissolve. The film appears to be missing only some footage of gore, but clocks in at 79 minutes 55 seconds, over 2 minutes shorter than the listed US running time, and over 10 minutes shorter than the listed original running time of 90 minutes. This, along with the uneven soundtrack, suggests a time-compressed transfer from a PAL video master.

Further indicative of the disc’s inattention to detail, the “Film Facts” feature lists it as a USA production. This intense feature deserves a better presentation, so just be patient.

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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

Lock ‘n’ Load High School

Anxious to see a movie that depicts the 1999 Littleton high school mass murder as a wacky campus comedy, a sick joke, and a tragic drama all at once? Me neither – at least I thought so until I checked out this near-amateur film, made by a couple of guys not much older than the killers themselves. As they say in their press material, somebody was bound to make a film on the subject sooner or later, and better they make it themselves than see it as a lame network TV movie.

“Joey Smack” and “William Hellfire” wrote, directed and starred as the outcast pair Derrick and Derwin. The two boys are portrayed as punk Ferris Beullers, pulling the wool over the eyes of their freakish parents, teachers, and cliquester schoolmates. All the other characters are extreme cartoons, from the Spam-loving jock to the Bible-quoting religious girl. A lecherous teacher looks like Quentin Tarantino. The boys aren’t just picked on, they’re given a big action-movie beating with squirting blood. One of the more entertaining scenes shows the teenagers going to score the guns from a seedy arms dealer which becomes a cross between a game show and a topless beauty pageant.

Shot on the ultracheap, Duck! displays the low production values you’d expect from a camcorder flick – crude sound, and the attendant level of acting. Most of the actors take on colorful fake names, like Misty Mundane and Michael Ovum. All the characters wear the same wardrobe every day, and a friend’s band performs at a party. However, the final massacre features gore effects surprisingly up to – um, snuff.

I won’t pretend to have followed the story closely enough to tell whether Smack and Hellfire have all the facts straight. Some details, like the final pop quiz for the Bible student, ring a bell. What I remember most is a feeling of revulsion at one of those lose-lose situations that comes up all too often and doesn’t look good from any angle. Why is it that only inner city schools are thought to require guards and metal detectors? I grew up in a rural area, and I saw a lot more guns out in the sticks than I ever have in the big city.

Though the satire is broad and corny, at it’s best, Duck! solidly shows the situation from the boys’ point of view. Derrick and Derwin see themselves romantically, as agents of change striking back at the absurd and oppressive world around them. Analyzed in this way, the shootings become at heart a grotesquely exaggerated version of the usual teenage vandalism. Who hasn’t fantasized, if only for a moment, about taking a flame-thrower to their high school assembly? It’s all part of being a teen. Some feel that way more than others – guess we’re lucky they don’t have access to a lot of firearms, eh?

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Fight Club

Bleeder’s Digest
Guest Review by Mike Flores

When the movie Fight Club begins, you see human arteries and hear the pounding music of the Dust Brothers and your heart starts to pound and it will pretty much be pounding for the rest of the film. Fight Club could very easily have been called Fright Club and, I assure you, is not simply an action film; it is not only a psychotronic movie, it is also a damn fine film as well. It isn’t to be compared to a Steven Seagal or Van Damme movie. I think if you compare it to any film, it would have to be A Clockwork Orange. Continue reading

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Gamera vs. Guillon

Space adventure giant saucer turtle

By the end of the 1960s, the audience for Japanese monster movies had changed dramatically. Monsters were showing up as villains on TV superhero shows — programs made specifically for children — and these shows were tremendously successful. And so, the monster movies followed suit, warping from tales of terrifying hell-beasts into fantasies about children and their adventures with gigantic playmates. Continue reading

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Freak VHS

The kind you don’t bring home to mother
Guest Review by Paul Freitag

There are certain directors, Abel Ferrara and Gregg Araki to name two, that I have terminally mixed feelings towards.  At one end, I admire what they’re trying to do a good percentage of the time, and can see that they’re trying to do something different with genre conventions. And yet, somehow, the films themselves just aren’t that good.  In fact, many of them are downright awful.

Freak is like that.  On the surface, it’s a simple, straightforward Halloween knock-off about a mental patient in a mask that covers his face who killed his mother as a child, and in the present day, has escaped from being transported to a new facility in order to stalk his younger sister Jodi.  Hell, “knock-off” isn’t the word – replace “mother” with “older sister” and you’ve got a virtual remake. Continue reading

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