The Last Broadcast DVD

More terror in the woods

Just as Dan Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez were planning their trip into the Maryland woods to film The Blair Witch ProjectStefan Avalos and Lance Weiler were editing their own backwoods mockumentary horror story. Comparison of the two films is inescapable, as the similarities are striking. However, once the format and subject matter had been settled upon, it’s almost inevitable that two features will come up with many of the same ideas. Think back a few decades and note the similarities in how first time directors made low budget horror films of that time: Night of the Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Evil Dead all save money by setting their assaults in little houses in the big woods. Continue reading

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Beany & Cecil: Special Edition DVD

There goes a good DVD

It’s difficult for me to believe that Beany & Cecil is mostly forgotten today. In the early 1960s, they were a dominant force in my life. I watched every Saturday morning cartoon episode over and over, formed a Beany & Cecil Club with my friends, begged for the toys for Christmas (my talking Cecil doll was a prized possession), and even washed up with Cecil bubble bath. Today, the cartoons that were a major influence on Ren & Stimpy, The Simpsons, South Park, and every other source of comic mayhem you can point to have been too long out of circulation.

The series’ format was deceptively simple: the nephew of an exploring sea captain adopts a friendly sea monster. Together they embark on adventures to the far corners of the Earth, tracking down strange creatures such as the wild man GoMan Van Go, and the Three-headed Threep. The style: classic animation scaled to a TV budget, but infused with the psychedelic humor of a mad genius.

To understand the zany appeal of Beany & Cecil, one must learn about their creator, Bob Clampett. More detail (a lot more detail) can be found in the disc supplements, but basically Clampett invented the Mickey Mouse doll, became a premiere animator and director for Warner Brothers, and created or helped develop all of the Loony Tunes characters.

When the animated shorts industry began to fade, animators like Jay Ward and the team of Hanna-Barbera turned to television, where they created the techniques of limited animation necessary for that medium.

But Clampett sought to create something new: a hybrid of cartoons and puppetry that eventually resulted in the creation of Time for Beany, a weekday 15-minute puppet serial. Shot live, Time for Beany gave the public a daily dose of the same anarchic humor as Clampett’s cartoons, and it became a huge hit – especially with the artistic community. Even as a child I’d been puzzled by the odd character design of the Beany & Cecil characters. Only now can I appreciate why: they were based on the puppets.

The episodes of Time for Beany on this DVD give a perfect illustration of the series’ strengths. The first is rather bland – because there’s not much Cecil in it. Beany himself is merely a send-up of a typical sweet kid, often serving only to be rescued from peril.

The other crewmembers are also rather one-note. The other, later episodes really catch fire whenever Cecil – or the anti-Cecil villain Dishonest John – is on screen. These are the two characters – the twin dynamics of the show – that we all tirelessly imitated around the schoolyard. One clip perfectly boils down a Cecil trademark: pissed off at an attack on Beany, Cecil goes ape and destroys a pirate ship set. His puppet rage is almost scary, but also hilarious.

During the late ’50s, a 15-minute daily show became a harder sell, but Saturday morning was becoming the playground of TV cartoons. Clampett easily adapted his puppets to cartoon form. After the puppet version, seeing Clampett with his imagination cut loose by the limitless limits of animation is almost too wild.

Many of the cartoons are almost free association, one bizarre gag feeding into the next, until they sometimes spiral out of control. I haven’t found any in the voluminous supplements, but I’d like to see some of the memos sent to Clampett from the network at that time.

Speaking of the supplements, this is one DVD where the extras overpower the main feature. There’s only a dozen cartoons and a handful of show bumpers included, leaving one hungry for a volume 2 (with more Time for Beany episodes, please).

Produced by Clampett’s son Robert, Jr. with Greg Carson, this disc is actually more of an interactive biography, detailing (as far as copyrights can take them) every aspect of Bob Clampett’s colorful career. Here you can find clips from his many aborted projects (a 1930s collaboration with Edgar Rice Burroughs on a proposed John Carter of Mars feature being a standout), artwork and storyboards, and all kinds of photos.

The audio tracks, culled from several interviews edited by Milton Gray, form a virtual oral autobiography of the man. In all, this is an exhaustive (and exhausting) document, one that hopefully will be successful enough to warrant a companion volume some day.

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Bluebeard (1944) DVD

Red blood

Edgar G. Ulmer reached the height of his career in 1934 when he directed the surrealistic horror classic The Black Cat. He planned to follow with a production of Bluebeard with Boris Karloff, but before he could go through with this plan, personal problems between him and the head of Universal got Ulmer fired from the studio and blackballed from Hollywood for years.

By 1944, he’d worked his way back up to a contract with Poverty Row’s cheapest studio, PRC, where he was nevertheless making films of striking artistic vision that also managed to turn a tidy profit. After months of pleading, he finally convinced producer Leon Fromkess to let him make Bluebeard at last.

Instead of sticking to the historic tale of Giles de Rais, Ulmer updated the story. His Bluebeard is Gaston Morell — artist, puppeteer, and serial killer, sawing terror in the streets of 19th-century Paris. Ulmer’s uniquely surreal perspective, along with atmospheric camerawork by fellow Hollywood outcast Eugen Schufftan and the casting of tall, gaunt John Carradine in the lead, produced a little gem of a thriller — all on a shoestring budget.

All Day’s digitally remastered transfer is accompanied by the terrific short documentary Bluebeard Revealed, which includes interviews with surviving crew members and rare color footage of the shooting of the puppetry scenes. There’s also a lovely reproduction of the original 8-page pressbook.

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Miss Werewolf VHS

Furry Femme causes Freakout!

David “the Rock” Nelson spells out a warning right on the busy collage cover of his latest video: “…may strip touchy critics of their dignity.” Well, I’ve reviewed more of Nelson’s crazy little monster films than any other critic. Perhaps some day I should do a book-length interview with the man, such as Truffaut did with Hitchcock. (Or maybe I should hang myself first.) If the experience hasn’t stripped me of my dignity yet, then I didn’t have any to begin with. One of Nelson’s funniest gags ever comes right at the “Intermission Time” beginning of the show, in which he offers free blindfolds and earplugs available at the concession stand. Continue reading

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Magnolia

Don’t shoot me!

This is Paul Thomas Anderson’s take on a Robert Altman kind of film – dozens of characters and plotlines, all running at once, with frequent dizzying crosscuts between them all. Anderson’s grand scheme is all about synchronicity, and how everything is connected to everything else. Continue reading

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Galaxy Quest

Tool Time in Space!

A mixed cast of TV (Tim Allen, Tony Shalhoub) and film (Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman) stars play the stars of an early 80s sci-fi adventure TV show who are milking their fading fame for all the $20 autographs it’s worth. Meanwhile, in another galaxy, a beleaguered race of aliens have been tuning in to the show and – much like the disturbed fandom back on Earth – can’t quite grasp the difference between reality and fantasy. Under attack by big green nasty bad guys, they come to Earth to enlist the aid of their heroes. Merry mix-ups and zap gun fights ensue. Continue reading

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Exorcist III DVD

Hell’s legion on disc

George C. Scott turns in an excellent performance in The Exorcist III  as police Lt. Kinderman, a man who – despite the domestic comforts of his home life – feels the world outside being torn apart by unseen forces. As he grows older, his best friends are dead or dying, his associates are incompetent, and now a killer he thought long dead seems to be operating once again. Continue reading

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The Good Book VHS

Reality Bites

Whoever said the cinema is about ideas? Here we have a film with what is so often the critics best friend: a fresh concept.

In this low budget independent effort, the world of the future is presented (via the ever-present sci-fi cliche: opening title cards) as a place where everyone huddles in their homes addicted to the internet. Everything is controlled by one world government, and those that dare to live outside soon decay into zombie-like mutant critters. Well, unless it’s their job to go outside, of course. Somebody has to go fix the computers. Continue reading

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Dracula DVD

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Universal got into the DVD arena last fall in a big way by restoring and releasing deluxe presentations of their classic monster movies, and this one is the best of the lot so far. This is also the best looking Dracula ever on video. I’ve seen the film dozens of times, and there is footage in this restoration I’ve never seen before. Also, the sound and picture show a depth of detail that almost turns it into a whole new experience (though there’s still a few speckles and a large pop during the opening theme). 

And speaking of music, this release received extra attention thanks to an entirely new alternate soundtrack composed by Phillip Glass and performed by the Kronos Quartet. Don’t buy the hype — the strings are a bit too insistent, making the new music intrusive and not really worthwhile. 

The real bonus on the disk is the unexpected inclusion of the famous long-lost Spanish version of the feature. Shot concurrently with Tod Browning’s English version, the Spanish Dracula, directed by George Melford, doesn’t have the cast presence of Lugosi et al, but sticks closer to the shooting script, and is the more technically accomplished and sexier of the pair. 

I’m a big fan of commentary tracks, and this one is terrific. Universal wisely chose David J. Skal, perhaps the foremost Dracula authority, to provide the track and also direct a supplemental documentary. Both are highly engaging and informative, unlike their earlier DVD of The Mummy which got stuck in a boring play-by-play of the film. Both this disk and Skal’s books on the subject are highly recommended.

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Bicentennial Man

Man or Ro-man?

Well, it was probably a mighty struggle, but Robin Williams (What Dreams May Come) put aside the ham for once and let the story breathe. Which is excellent, as movie adaptations of the works of Isaac Asimov are depressingly few, despite his huge influence on the entire field of science fiction. I’m delighted to report that the spirit of Asimov has survived the ravages of Williams’ ego and director Chris (Home Alone) Columbus’ tendency toward fluff-and-nonsense, and lives throughout this perfectly decent piece of sci-fi.

Unfortunately, this isn’t Isaac’s greatest story (developed into a novel with Robert Silverberg, then a screenplay by Nicholas Kazan (Matilda). It’s theme of  a robot who seeks humanity, thereby exploring the nature of humanity in the process, was old when Asimov began writing his robot stories, going back to Pinocchio and into antiquity. But it does a great job of summing up his thoughts and feelings on the subject of artificial intelligence, and gives a face to those thoughts and feelings. This movie will make it unnecessary for us to see any more scenes of Datas learning to laugh – but I doubt they’ll be gone for long.

The casting of Williams in the lead (and to a lesser extent, the choice of director) made me dread this film. That dread is reflected in some of the marketing – “Look! It’s Robin Williams as a robot! It’s Wacky!” – and I thought the best I could hope for was a remake of Heartbeeps, but all concerned were apparently inspired to reach beyond the work they’d done before and embrace something more thoughtful. Maybe it helped that Williams had to keep his mug hidden for much of the film.

The opening scenes made me wary as well. Sam Neill, a wealthy Bay Area clock manufacturer in 2005, purchases the latest domestic techno toy for his family, a new model humanoid robot they name Andrew. The family, and their home, are so scrubbed clean, orderly and lifeless (as are most of the other characters and settings) that I suspected they might be robots, too. Fortunately, Neill’s character is allowed the intelligence, warmth and imagination to appreciate and explore the fact that Andrew begins to manifest such virtues as creativity and affection, due to an anomaly in his wiring.

When the robot’s manufacturer seeks to quash this facet of their product, Neill resists and stands up for his new friend. Most robot stories would then devolve into a struggle and chase picture with military/industrial villains out to dissect poor Andrew, as his loving family helps him fight for his freedom. Thankfully, Asimov thought far beyond this premise. Andrew’s story continues on far beyond Neill’s death as the immortal robot continues his quest for humanity through searches for his own kind, a series of ‘upgrades’ that enhance his experiences, and even through relationships with those he seeks to emulate.

The makeup and design are marvelous, making natural Andrew’s march through the decades. We’ve come to take technical wonders in films for granted these days, since so much is now possible and so many films are taking advantage of the fact – but I wanted to be sure to recognise the contributions of art directors Bill Hinley and Mark Mansbridge, as well as the makeup achievements of Greg Cannom (Titanic, Blade).

The film is almost too smart for its own good. It’ll bore kids and a lot of adults, since it’s about ideas instead of action. There are times that it could use a few more jokes, but as a whole its nobility wins out over gags and melodrama.

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