Mondo Psychotronic VHS

It’s a psychotronic world

This compilation tape presents a two hour collage of bits and pieces of things psychotronic, some of which feature the editor and publisher of Psychotronic Video magazine, Michael Weldon. It begins with a pretty snazzy opening sequence for a proposed British television series called “The Psychotronic Zone” which sets the tone nicely. Most of what follows are video clips – mostly relatively rare – ‘borrowed’ from various sources: an opening sequence from Captain Kangaroo, Dick Clark doing a telethon, Funkadelic on a teen dance show, a trailer for Dr. Strangelove, clips from movies like Phantasm,Astro Zombies, Sex Kittens Go To CollegeContinue reading

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The Minus Man

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Guest Review by Mike Flores

It has been some time since we’ve had a really good serial killer movie. The success of the Scream series revived the slasher genre, but serial killer films aren’t roller coaster rides. From Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to The Boston Strangler, the best films in the genre leave you with an overall sense of unease and discomfort. And that’s if the filmmakers have done their job. The Minus Man achieves that effect, but from a completely new and creative angle. Continue reading

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Double Jeopardy

To kill and kill again

Well, I’ll go see anything with Ashley Judd, but throw in Tommy Lee Jones and you’ve got a must-see combination. Not that the picture’s any kind of classic, but the juxtaposition of those two faces is just amazing. Miss Ashley gets naked again in this one, to the chagrin of her puritanical family. Thank god it’s not in a love scene with Jones.

Hiding behind the so-so title is a fun little thriller. Ashley’s married to charming and handsome Bruce Greenwood. He buys her a sailboat for her birthday – did I mention they’re rich, too? After the aforementioned nude scene, Judd wakes up with blood all over and Bruce gone. She’s so shocked, she immediately commits thriller boo-boo #1 by picking up the murder weapon just as the cops show up.

Because hubby was about to lose the fortune and had just taken out a hefty insurance policy, Judd gets railroaded into prison. It’s all a huge frame, of course, but Ashley takes her time figuring it out. When she does, she goes into Rocky workout mode, doing tae bo in the rain and all that jazz to show off her grim determination. A fellow inmate has clued her in: since she’s already been tried for the crime, she can kill off her husband without further consequence, if she can get to him. ‘Couse, they don’t want Ashley to lose any sympathy, so this never turns into a straight revenge flick – we’re assured that Judd just wants her son back, that’s all.

Winning a parole, she’s set free into the strict governorship of Tommy Lee’s halfway house for naughty girls. Turning up a lead, she goes AWOL, and Jones sets out to search every doghouse, henhouse and outhouse in the state to find her.

The whole gimmick of the film is we all want to see what happens when Judd finds that dirty rotten Greenwood – will she pull the trigger, or won’t she? I think there was a Sally Field film with much the same premise, but that movie wasn’t half as fun as this one. The appeal here is the presence and personality of the stars, the steadily moving pace, and a little bit of outlandish derring-do – as in the scene where Greenwood puts Judd into a death trap instead of just killing her when he had a chance. But then, maybe cold-blooded murder’s not his style.

In all, a neat and enjoyable thriller that doesn’t pretend to be great drama.

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The Strange Woman / Moon Over Harlem DVD

Double Ulmer

The recently deceased Hedy Lamarr gave one of her best performances in the 1946 melodrama The Strange Woman as a woman who would not seem strange today, but certainly stood out in the 1840 boomtown that was Bangor, Maine. Beautiful, brazen, sexy and headstrong, she’s crafty enough to give Machiavelli lessons.  Continue reading

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Mystery Men

All In Color for $5.25 (matinees)

The Flaming Carrot is cartoonist Bob Burden’s most original and inspired creation, but that big carrot mask must’ve scared off facetime-loving Hollywood, so his second greatest creation gets the movie treatment instead. Continue reading

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Iron Giant

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A major surprise in a summer already crowded with fun flicks is this under-hyped animated wonder. Disney has struck gold in recent years by swiping from classic Japanese anime, so it was inevitable that Warners animation arm would get in on the act, albeit by way of an adaptation of a children’s book. Continue reading

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The Blair Witch Project

An Instant Classic

I’m not trying to come off all macho or anything, but I watch a lot of horror movies, and I’m not scared by them easily. This one did the trick – I went to bed afterwards unnerved and eyeing the shadows for hidden goblins.

Three film students, led by camera crazy Heather Donahue (as herself), interviewresidents of  what was once Blair, Maryland, about legendary hauntings and horrors in the neighboring woods – and mainly about those concerning the story of the Blair Witch – for a documentary. After, they continue their weekend shoot by backpacking into the woods to shoot footage of the actual locations of the legends – sites of floating apparitions, bound and flayed bodies, and the house of a child killer caught in the 1940s.

Heather wants to make a name for herself as a serious (and a bit pretentious) filmmaker, and even keeps her camcorder rolling to document the shoot itself. Josh Leonard (as himself) wants to show off his skills with the 16mm camera (and quickly reveals his innexperience). Josh’s pal Mike Williams (himself) comes along to run the DAT unit.

After entering the woods, none of them was ever seen again. Their footage, found and assembled a year later, makes up the entire feature. As it reveals, the cocky young trio were quite foolhardy – going from slick film geeks to babes in the woods rather quickly. Not only do they get lost and run out of food, but  they come upon weird signs, and they start hearing strange noises around their tent at night. It soon becomes apparent that someone or something is stalking them.

What is after them out there in the woods? Wild animals? Ghosts? Feral hillbilly cannibals? The Blair Witch? Is one of their group going psycho and secretly terrorizing the other two? Or is it something else?

The Blair Witch Project is a horror film with only the scantiest precedents, these being a combination of:

  • The cheap indy feature with a rural setting, ala Night of the Living Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, and (it’s most obvious model) The Evil Dead.
  • The mock documentary, ala Man Bites Dog and Cannibal Holocaust. The latter may have been especially influential on BWP, as the bulk of it is comprised of footage supposedly shot by filmmakers documenting cannibal tribesmen in the Amazon basin. The first reel, which recounts how the film was found, is reduced to an opening title for BWP.

Be that as it may, credited screenwriters/directors Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez have made their film in a totally unique way. In reality, there was no screenplay and no director – Myrick and Sanchez came up with their story, assembled their cast, and sent them out with cameras – leaving instructions along the way for them to find telling what they were supposed to do next. All the dialogue and shooting was done entirely on the fly by the talented principals. Then the real magic was done in the editing room – and by the sound department. The film’s sense of menace builds steadily and relentlessly throughout, building up speed to a genuinely heartstopping climax.

It’s often been noted that the more real a film is the more involving it can be – and the more power it will have to manipulate. Blair Witch grounds the viewer firmly in reality, and masterfully exploits the power of suggestion to build its house of horrors. Radio/movie trailblazer Arch Obler would be proud. No special effects can match what is created in the viewers’ minds. Here is a film that gives you the same feeling you had as a terrified child, huddling under the blankets and holding your breath – lest the boogey man hear you.

Horror fans have been starving for a new classic of the genre. The wait is over.

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Deep Blue Sea

Deep Doo-Doo

A shark movie?! In 1999?! Hollywood wisdom states that if something is worth doing well once, it’s worth doing poorly a thousand times, so Universal bought this story from virgin scripters Duncan Kennedy and Wayne Powers and threw a pile of money into it. Somebody in marketing must’ve talked them out of calling it Jaws 5: The Other Revenge. Continue reading

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Inspector Gadget

Go Go to Hell

In essence, Disney kid flicks haven’t changed that much. Films like Inspector Gadget aren’t much different than Million Dollar Duck or The Monkey’s Uncle with several million bucks of special effects thrown in. Continue reading

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The Haunting

Boo!

The first half of Jan DeBont’s remake of Robert Wise’ The Haunting, based on Shirley Jackson’s novel, does a pretty righteous job of honoring its source. The characters are lively and colorful, with some cute and pertinent new twists. Most impressive of all is Hill House. The setting for the title haunting is without doubt one of the most lavish, garish and beautiful edifices ever created for film – a Gormengast on a soundstage. Extra points for every scene just because of the setting. Continue reading

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